Eurovision Battle Royale 2038 | |
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Tournament Details | |
Host Country | France |
Venue(s) | Strasbourg |
Dates | 26 May - TBD |
Tournament Statistics | |
Groups | 3 |
↞ 2037 ♦ 2039 ↠ |
The Eurovision Battle Royale 2038, also known as the Eurovision 2038, or the EBR 2038, or more simply France 2038, was the 23rd annual edition of the Battle Royale contest that took place in France. This was the second time that it has hosted, having previously done so in 2036, just two years previously. A total of 56 countries announced their intent to participate in the event. The Battle Royale consisted of a quarterfinal stage consisting of the lowest placed 24 citizens of the last Eurovision, in which the top two qualified directly to the Grand Final and third to twelfth place qualified to the Group Stage. Following the quarterfinal was the group stage, where four groups of 24 citizens battled it out for a top eight position. The top 8 in each Group would qualify to the Grand Final, in which the remaining 36 citizens battled it out for the final win.
The host country, France, was the winning nation of the 22nd edition the year before, which gave them automatic hosting responsibilities for this edition, as well as automatically qualifying them to the Grand Final. The other countries were obliged to compete in either the quarterfinal or the Group Stage, depending on their results in the previous edition. Each citizen was distributed randomly in their groups through a random draw.
The winner of this edition of the Eurovision Battle Royale was X. He/She defeated X, who finished as the runner-up. X, X, and X completed the Top 5. The host country, x, had it's citizens finishing in X and X place.
Arena
The Arena for this edition was decided on 1 December 2037. Having gone for major metropolises the last time they hosted, France decided to showcase their natural landscapes in this edition.
Group A: Gulf of Morbihan
Group B: Somme Estuary
Group C: Monts du Cantal
Group D: Forêt d'Orléans
Grand Final: Strasbourg
Format and Rules
The draw to determine in which Group each country would participate, as well as the podium numbers on which the host country's citizens would start, took place in Nantes, on the 4 of December, 2037. Each country had until December 1st to announce their intent to participate in the Eurovision, and each country had until March 10, 2038 to submit their citizens.
The majority of countries chose their citizen through an internal selection, by means of a "Reaping". The reaping occurs when the governments of Europe, each organizes a televised lottery of their citizens where every single one, aged between 13 and 50, are obliged to have their names placed into a big pot of sorts, and after randomizing the names like a true lottery, one male and one female name are read out live on national television by government officials. These citizens are the reaped citizens to represent their country in the Eurovision. It's notable that each year the majority of citizens see this as an exciting honor, and many volunteer to be picked. To profit from this, it's necessary for each hopeful volunteer to pay money in order for their name to be entered more than once. This process could cost from as little as £50 in poorer countries, to £500 in more wealthy ones. The maximum number of times that a volunteer can have their name in a pot is 100. One would think that there wouldn't be that many volunteers for such a violent and life-ending event, but in this universe, the citizens of Europe look extremely positively on the event and see it as rebirth of the Golden Age of Ancient Greece and Rome; therefore, there are thousands of citizens each year who try to volunteer to bring glory and honor to their country.
In the build-up to the actual event, each reaped citizen is invited to many locations all throughout Europe to promote themselves, forge alliances with the other citizens, and talk with potential sponsors. These official parties are announced by the Event Organizers (EOs) usually around the start of the new year. These are televised and watched by millions as well, similar to how millions each year watch the red carpet for award shows.
The list of Official Parties for this year:
- Estonia: Tallinn (20 March)
- Belgium: Bruges (28 March)
- Northern Ireland: Belfast (4 April)
- Italy: Naples (11 April)
These parties aren't obligatory however, and some alternatives to this include immediately moving into the Citizen's Village (usually a high-tec tower or complex located in or near the city center of the most populous city in the host country). In any case, citizens are obliged to move into the Citizen's Village before the 25th of April, 2038. This is because each citizen needs time to get their fitness up and competitive to put on an entertaining TV show, as well as acclimate to the host country. The EOs provide each country and citizen with their own team of trainers, cooks, stylists, and other specialists free of charge to ensure that each citizen can become fit and competitive enough so the Battle Royale will be as entertaining as ever. For the month that the citizens live there, they are encouraged to learn survival techniques and work out so their chances of survival in the harsh Arena increases.
The night before the first semi-final, the Opening Ceremony takes place. Comparable to Olympic ceremonies, this ceremony celebrates the history and culture of the host country, and further includes multiple shows of firework, music, and other cultural and ethnic performances, as well as high-tec displays and other pyrotechnics. Following the cultural show is the Parade of Nations. Each citizen from the participating countries were brought into the main complex (usually the widest and biggest street in the Capitol of the host country) on high-tec self-driving chariots and shown to billions worldwide. More so, each chariot was decorated with symbols from the country each citizen is from, and followed their national flag. As soon as the pomp and celebration finished, the EOs and government officials of the host country gave speeches, the Eurovision Battle Royale flag was raised with the host country's flag, and the citizen's oath. The final event of the ceremony is the lighting of the cauldron, performed by the winner of the previous edition in every edition so far except the first.
Following the Opening Ceremony, the citizens are forced into lockdown in the Citizen's Village until their semi-final. It is forbidden for a citizen to have prior knowledge to results in a semi-final or access to anything that could give them an advantage in their semi-final. In fact, the citizens are forced to go with television and internet until their semi-final. This is to assure that the suspense is retained and each citizen participates fairly.
Tie-Break rules for the Group Stage
- This applies to the Quarterfinal as well
- Top 8 remaining citizens in live to compete in the Grand Final
- Of those, they are firstly ranked by number of kills they have committed.
- If all is still tied, then the Degrees of Separation Rule is enforced.
- ex. Jan of Germany kills only Teo of Belgium. Teo of Belgium had killed 2 other citizens beforehand. Erik of Sweden only kills Andriy of Russia. Andriy of Russia had killed 1 citizen beforehand. Jan of Germany will be ranked higher than Erik of Sweden in the rankings.
- 4. If the citizens still have the same number of kills, then the tie-break favors the one that reached that number of kills the earliest.
- 5. This Degree of Separation Rule will continue until necessary.
- 6. If all is still tied, the tie-break favors those who are furthest away from pod numbers 12 and 13.
- 7. If all is still tied, the tie-break favors those whose age is furthest away from 31 and 32.
- 8. If all is still tied, then the citizens will share the position.
Quarterfinals
The lowest three performing countries' citizens in each of the four groups of the previous edition were forced to compete in the Quarterfinals. To not prolong the duration of the entire Eurovision, the Quarterfinal is usually placed in a tiny obstacle-filled Arena inside a sports stadium. The Quarterfinal is only meant to last 2 days at most.
This quarterfinal took place on 26 May, and lasted 4 hours, in the Stade de France, Paris.
# | Country | Citizen | Gender | Age | Place | Kills |
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01 | Poland | Julia Padula | female | 30 | 24 | 0 |
02 | Ireland | Joseph Northway | male | 26 | 8 | 0 |
03 | Andorra | Luisa Rafart | female | 23 | 18 | 0 |
04 | Wales | Cliff Gordon | male | 41 | 5 | 1 |
05 | Kazakhstan | Guldariga Rasulova | female | 29 | 10 | 0 |
06 | Moldova | Rustam Ivanov | male | 40 | 23 | 0 |
07 | Romania | Simion Goian | male | 32 | 11 | 0 |
08 | Cyprus | Anastasia Kyriakou | female | 35 | 22 | 0 |
09 | Georgia | Temur Guruli | male | 27 | 4 | 1 |
10 | Albania | Pëlqime Pipa | female | 33 | 21 | 1 |
11 | Latvia | Žanija Lapsina | female | 47 | 12 | 0 |
12 | Wales | Rachel Dawson | female | 24 | 15 | 0 |
13 | Norway | Rannveig Sollie | female | 35 | 16 | 0 |
14 | Azerbaijan | Sÿfa Niyazgil | female | 20 | 13 | 1 |
15 | Norway | Daniel Sunder | male | 16 | 19 | 0 |
16 | Slovenia | Aljana Vidovic | female | 43 | 3 | 1 |
17 | Lithuania | Žiedune Falkauskiene | female | 28 | 14 | 1 |
18 | Spain | Benito Candia | male | 49 | 17 | 0 |
19 | Catalonia | Llúcia Masaló | female | 25 | 6 | 1 |
20 | Israel | Iov Gadi | male | 13 | 20 | 0 |
21 | Belarus | Lyavon Praškovič | male | 37 | 9 | 0 |
22 | Scotland | Max Treadway | male | 45 | 1 | 2 |
23 | Kosovo | Elis Istogu | male | 48 | 2 | 1 |
24 | Poland | Izajasz Lesko | male | 35 | 7 | 0 |
Summary of Kills
Summary of Kills | |||
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# | Event | ||
Hour 1 | |||
24. | Julia Padula of Poland is killed by Pëlqime Pipa of Albania. | ||
23. | Rustam Ivanov of Moldova is killed by Ziedune Falkauskiene of Lithuania. | ||
22. | Anastasia Kyriakou of Cyprus is killed by Aljana Vidovic of Slovenia. | ||
21. | Pëlqime Pipa of Albania is killed by Max Treadway of Scotland. | ||
20. | Iov Gadi of Israel is killed by Sÿfa Niyazgil of Azerbaijan. | ||
19. | Daniel Sunder of Norway accidentally blows himself up in a botched trap-setting. | ||
Hour 2 | |||
18. | Luisa Rafart of Andorra is killed by Temur Guruli of Georgia. | ||
17. | Benito Candia of Spain is killed by Cliff Gordon of Wales. | ||
Hour 3 | |||
16. | Rannveig Sollie of Norway kills herself to avoid being murdered by a nearby citizen. | ||
Hour 4 | |||
15. | Rachel Dawson of Wales is killed by Llúcia Masaló of Catalonia. | ||
14. | Ziedune Falkauskiene of Lithuania is killed by Max Treadway of Scotland. | ||
13. | Sÿfa Niyazgil of Azerbaijan is killed by Elis Istogu of Kosovo. |
Qualification for the Grand Final
Twenty-four citizens participated in each Group. Fifty-six countries participated in the Eurovision Battle Royale this year.
Group A
The events of Group A took place between June 3 and June 11, in the Gulf of Morbihan.
# | Country | Citizen | Gender | Age | Place | Kills |
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01 | Switzerland | Milia Küttel | female | 36 | 15 | 0 |
02 | Cyprus | Ioannis Prodromou | male | 33 | 6 | 0 |
03 | Latvia | Elands Gribusts | male | 31 | 11 | 1 |
04 | Luxembourg | Arthur Tudor | male | 31 | 7 | 0 |
05 | Bulgaria | Saliza Ganeva | female | 14 | 1 | 2 |
06 | Iceland | Krista Thorgislsdottir | female | 34 | 21 | 0 |
07 | Iceland | Brjann Sigurmannsson | male | 50 | 8 | 0 |
08 | Andorra | Bernabè Xifró | male | 17 | 12 | 1 |
09 | Bosnia & Herzegovina | Čamil Kadric | male | 47 | 4 | 1 |
10 | Wales | Cliff Gordon | male | 41 | 22 | 0 |
11 | San Marino | Emino Tine | male | 28 | 3 | 1 |
12 | Georgia | Temur Guruli | male | 27 | 13 | 1 |
13 | Denmark | Henry Koch | male | 17 | 20 | 0 |
14 | Kazakhstan | Guldariga Rasulova | female | 29 | 19 | 0 |
15 | Greece | Zachary Papapetrou | male | 44 | 18 | 0 |
16 | Turkey | Idil Engin | female | 46 | 14 | 0 |
17 | Serbia | Mirko Vukašinović | male | 22 | 2 | 1 |
18 | Poland | Izajasz Lesko | male | 35 | 10 | 2 |
19 | Hungary | Ádám Kis | male | 28 | 5 | 1 |
20 | Austria | Samantha Hofer | female | 30 | 16 | 1 |
21 | Bosnia & Herzegovina | Emira Memic | female | 27 | 9 | 1 |
22 | Macedonia | Ivory Lozancheva | female | 28 | 17 | 1 |
23 | Montenegro | Lidija Nastasić | female | 39 | 24 | 0 |
24 | Germany | Jason Nadler | male | 48 | 23 | 0 |
Summary of Kills
Summary of Kills | |||
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# | Event | ||
Day 1 (3 June) | |||
24. | Lidija Nastasic of Montenegro is killed by Izajasz Lesko of Poland. | ||
23. | Jason Nadler of Germany is killed by Emino Tine of San Marino. | ||
22. | Cliff Gordon of Wales is killed by Camil Kadric of Bosnia & Herzegovina. | ||
21. | Krista Thorgislsdottir of Iceland is killed by Ivory Lozancheva of Macedonia. | ||
20. | Henry Koch of Denmark is killed by Ádám Kis of Hungary. | ||
Day 2 (4 June) | |||
19. | Guldariga Rasulova of Kazakhstan is killed by Bernabè Xifró of Andorra. | ||
Day 3 (5 June) | |||
18. | Zachary Papapetrou of Greece is killed by Samantha Hofer of Austria. | ||
17. | Ivory Lozancheva of Macedonia is killed by Izajasz Lesko of Poland. | ||
Day 4 (6 June) | |||
Day 5 (7 June) | |||
16. | Samantha Hofer of Austria is killed by Elands Gribusts of Latvia. | ||
15. | Milia Küttel of Switzerland is speared in the abdomen by Saliza Ganeva of Bulgaria. | ||
14. | Idil Engin of Turkey is pushed into the bay by Temur Guruli of Georgia and drowns. | ||
Day 6 (8 June) | |||
13. | Temur Guruli of Georgia is killed by Emira Memic of Bosnia & Herzegovina. | ||
12. | Bernabè Xifró of Andorra is dragged into the bay by a muttation fish and drowns. | ||
Day 7 (9 June) | |||
11. | Elands Gribusts of Latvia is killed by Saliza Ganeva of Bulgaria. | ||
Day 8 (10 June) | |||
10. | Izajasz Lesko of Poland burns to death in a forest fire. | ||
Day 9 (11 June) | |||
09. | Emira Memic of Bosnia & Herzegovina is killed by Mirko Vukasinovic of Serbia. |
Group B
The events of Group B took place between June 4 and June 9, in the Somme Estuary.
# | Country | Citizen | Gender | Age | Place | Kills |
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01 | Serbia | Nadezhda Papić | female | 20 | 22 | 0 |
02 | Scotland | Brooke Posner | female | 25 | 6 | 0 |
03 | Germany | Edda Schiller | female | 23 | 17 | 0 |
04 | Romania | Simion Goian | male | 32 | 5 | 1 |
05 | Belarus | Lyavon Praškovič | male | 37 | 9 | 0 |
06 | Lithuania | Bernardas Kamorunas | male | 34 | 10 | 1 |
07 | Northern Ireland | Kyle Mason | male | 48 | 4 | 1 |
08 | Italy | Alyssa Micco | female | 20 | 3 | 1 |
09 | England | Todd Rowe | male | 37 | 19 | 0 |
10 | Russia | Lavro Shchurov | male | 30 | 21 | 0 |
11 | Montenegro | Desimir Stefanović | male | 22 | 23 | 0 |
12 | Hungary | Éva Molnár | female | 19 | 18 | 0 |
13 | Slovakia | Svetlana Bratislavská | female | 32 | 20 | 1 |
14 | Luxembourg | Marguerite Mullenbach | female | 49 | 8 | 0 |
15 | Liechtenstein | Marie Doss | female | 43 | 13 | 0 |
16 | Israel | Netta Mendenhall | female | 13 | 24 | 0 |
17 | Italy | Alessandro Manfredi | male | 25 | 14 | 0 |
18 | Moldova | Tatiana Croitor | female | 37 | 2 | 3 |
19 | Denmark | Julia Bach | female | 44 | 16 | 0 |
20 | Turkey | Ulu Uzan | male | 18 | 1 | 3 |
21 | Ireland | Bethany Figgins | female | 45 | 15 | 1 |
22 | Czech Republic | Alexandra Bauerová | female | 30 | 7 | 0 |
23 | Catalonia | Llúcia Masaló | female | 25 | 12 | 2 |
24 | Sweden | Vivianne Egnell | female | 21 | 11 | 0 |
Summary of Kills
Summary of Kills | |||
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# | Event | ||
Day 1 (4 June) | |||
24. | Netta Mendenhall of Israel is killed by Svetlana Bratislavská of Slovakia. | ||
23. | Desimir Stefanovic of Montenegro is killed by Llúcia Masaló of Catalonia. | ||
22. | Nadezhda Papic of Serbia is killed by Tatiana Croitor of Moldova. | ||
21. | Lavro Shchurov of Russia is killed by Bethany Figgins of Ireland. | ||
20. | Svetlana Bratislavská of Slovakia is killed by Kyle Mason of Northern Ireland. | ||
19. | Todd Rowe of England is ambushed and drowned in a creek by Ulu Uzan of Turkey. | ||
18. | Éva Molnár of Hungary is swept out into sea by a rip current and is zapped when she hits the Arena border. | ||
Day 2 (5 June) | |||
17. | Edda Schiller of Germany is killed by Ulu Uzan of Turkey. | ||
Day 3 (6 June) | |||
16. | Julia Bach of Denmark is killed by Llúcia Masaló of Catalonia. | ||
15. | Bethany Figgins of Ireland is killed by Bernardas Kamorunas of Lithuania. | ||
14. | Alessandro Manfredi of Italy is bludgeoned with a stone by Simion Goian of Romania. | ||
Day 4 (7 June) | |||
13. | Marie Doss of Liechtenstein is killed by Tatiana Croitor of Moldova. | ||
Day 5 (8 June) | |||
12. | Llúcia Masaló of Catalonia is killed by Ulu Uzan of Turkey. | ||
11. | Vivianne Egnell of Sweden is killed by Tatiana Croitor of Moldova. | ||
10. | Bernardas Kamorunas of Lithuania is killed by Alyssa Micco of Italy. | ||
Day 6 (9 June) | |||
09. | Lyavon Praskovic of Belarus dies of dehydration. |
Group C
The events of Group C took place between June 5 and June 8, in the Monts du Cantal.
# | Country | Citizen | Gender | Age | Place | Kills |
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01 | Faroe Islands | Jóhannes Kjelnæs | male | 28 | 3 | 1 |
02 | San Marino | Oliviera Presciani | female | 48 | 6 | 0 |
03 | Monaco | Gwendoline Auguste | female | 28 | 24 | 0 |
04 | Belarus | Lyudmila Bradulina | female | 31 | 13 | 0 |
05 | Sweden | Gunner Larsson | male | 45 | 18 | 0 |
06 | Switzerland | Jossi Dienesman | male | 44 | 21 | 0 |
07 | Kazakhstan | Yerbolat Rustamev | male | 50 | 23 | 0 |
08 | Russia | Karolina Savelyevna | female | 13 | 12 | 1 |
09 | Ukraine | Iryna Yukhymivna | female | 40 | 22 | 0 |
10 | Azerbaijan | İlham Babali | male | 47 | 15 | 1 |
11 | Estonia | Elle Magi | female | 50 | 11 | 0 |
12 | Austria | Leo Pfeiffer | male | 40 | 4 | 1 |
13 | Finland | Kauno Erkkilä | male | 38 | 5 | 1 |
14 | Ireland | Joseph Northway | male | 26 | 20 | 0 |
15 | Malta | Nunzju Valletta | male | 14 | 17 | 1 |
16 | Czech Republic | Mikolas Strnad | male | 29 | 10 | 1 |
17 | Netherlands | Hanneke Groothuis | female | 48 | 19 | 0 |
18 | Slovenia | Živoljin Strgar | male | 19 | 9 | 1 |
19 | Northern Ireland | Kenya Donovan | female | 28 | 16 | 1 |
20 | Slovakia | Milo Tesarik | male | 19 | 8 | 0 |
21 | Armenia | Vanagan Aslanyan | male | 13 | 1 | 3 |
22 | Monaco | Jonatan Dubos | male | 33 | 7 | 0 |
23 | Belgium | Robin Janssens | male | 19 | 14 | 0 |
24 | Portugal | Ian de Freitas | male | 30 | 2 | 2 |
Summary of Kills
Summary of Kills | |||
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# | Event | ||
Day 1 (5 June) | |||
24. | Gwendoline Auguste of Monaco is killed by Kenya Donovan of Northern Ireland. | ||
23. | Yerbolat Rustamev of Kazakhstan is killed by Leo Pfeiffer of Austria. | ||
22. | Iryna Yukhymivna of Ukraine is killed by Kauno Erkkilä of Finland. | ||
21. | Jossi Dienesman of Switzerland is killed by Mikolas Strnad of Czech Republic. | ||
20. | Joseph Northway of Ireland is killed by Nunzju Valletta of Malta. | ||
19. | Hanneke Groothuis of Netherlands looses her footing and falls to her death from a mountainside. | ||
Day 2 (6 June) | |||
18. | Gunner Larsson of Sweden is killed by Zivoljin Strgar of Slovenia. | ||
17. | Nunzju Valletta of Malta is killed by Ilham Babali of Azerbaijan. | ||
16. | Kenya Donovan of Northern Ireland is killed by Johannes Kjelnaes of Faroe Islands. | ||
15. | Ilham Babali of Azerbaijan is killed by Karolina Savelyevna of Russia. | ||
Day 3 (7 June) | |||
14. | Robin Janssens of Belgium is killed by Vanagan Aslanyan of Armenia. | ||
13. | Lyudmila Bradulina of Belarus is killed in a rockslide-trap set by Ian de Freitas of Portugal. | ||
12. | Karolina Savelyevna of Russia is killed in a rockslide-trap set by Ian de Freitas of Portugal. | ||
11. | Elle Magi of Estonia is killed by Vanagan Aslanyan of Armenia. | ||
10. | Mikolas Strnad of Czech Republic is gored to death by a muttation goat. | ||
Day 4 (8 June) | |||
09. | Zivoljin Strgar of Slovenia is killed by Vanagan Aslanyan of Armenia. |
Group D
The events in Group D took place from June 6 to June 11, in the Forêt d'Orléans.
# | Country | Citizen | Gender | Age | Place | Kills |
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01 | Latvia | Žanija Lapsina | female | 47 | 11 | 0 |
02 | Macedonia | Joakim Kazepov | male | 18 | 12 | 0 |
03 | Albania | Kuvendor Demisovski | male | 41 | 9 | 0 |
04 | Ukraine | Adam Vasylchenko | male | 24 | 20 | 1 |
05 | Croatia | Mirko Čupić | male | 50 | 3 | 2 |
06 | Catalonia | Fabià Baquer | male | 31 | 16 | 0 |
07 | Greece | Kalia Marangou | female | 15 | 8 | 0 |
08 | Kosovo | Mirbardha Tatari | female | 36 | 17 | 1 |
09 | Slovenia | Aljana Vidovic | female | 43 | 22 | 0 |
10 | Liechtenstein | Nino Morgenstern | male | 48 | 18 | 0 |
11 | Romania | Luiza Ojacarcu | female | 33 | 23 | 0 |
12 | Netherlands | Marcel Sneijder | male | 46 | 15 | 1 |
13 | Spain | Bianca Pareja | female | 33 | 1 | 3 |
14 | England | Iva Sutton | female | 42 | 19 | 0 |
15 | Malta | Duminka Anastasi | female | 46 | 10 | 0 |
16 | Faroe Islands | Gudvør Bogason | female | 46 | 6 | 1 |
17 | Finland | Impi Tikkanen | female | 19 | 4 | 1 |
18 | Bulgaria | Mladen Apostolov | male | 13 | 2 | 2 |
19 | Armenia | Zapel Zakaryan | female | 38 | 5 | 1 |
20 | Croatia | Gorana Fabijanković | female | 30 | 21 | 0 |
21 | Estonia | Neeme Lõhmus | male | 25 | 24 | 0 |
22 | Belgium | Floriane Blindeman | female | 21 | 13 | 0 |
23 | Georgia | Madona Gakharia | female | 21 | 14 | 0 |
24 | Portugal | Tatiana Moreno | female | 29 | 7 | 0 |
Summary of Kills
Summary of Kills | |||
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# | Event | ||
Day 1 (6 June) | |||
24. | Neeme Lõhmus of Estonia is killed by Mirbardha Tatari of Kosovo. | ||
23. | Luiza Ojacarcu of Romania is killed by Impi Tikkanen of Finland. | ||
22. | Aljana Vidovic of Slovenia is killed by Adam Vasylchenko of Ukraine. | ||
Day 2 (7 June) | |||
21. | Gorana Fabijankovic of Croatia is mercy-killed by her ally Mirko Cupic of Croatia. | ||
20. | Adam Vasylchenko of Ukraine is killed by Bianca Pareja of Spain. | ||
19. | Iva Sutton of England is killed by Marcel Sneijder of Netherlands. | ||
18. | Nino Morgenstern of Liechtenstein is killed by Zapel Zakaryan of Armenia. | ||
Day 3 (8 June) | |||
Day 4 (9 June) | |||
17. | Mirbardha Tatari of Kosovo is killed by Mladen Apostolov of Bulgaria. | ||
16. | Fabià Baquer of Catalonia is chased down and mauled by a muttation wolf. | ||
Day 5 (10 June) | |||
15. | Marcel Sneijder of Netherlands succumbs to his injuries sustained in an earlier battle. | ||
14. | Madona Gakharia of Georgia is killed by Mladen Apostolov of Bulgaria. | ||
13. | Floriane Blindeman of Belgium is crushed by a falling tree during high winds. | ||
12. | Joakim Kazepov of Macedonia is killed by Mirko Cupic of Croatia. | ||
Day 6 (11 June) | |||
11. | Zanija Lapsina of Latvia is killed by Bianca Pareja of Spain. | ||
10. | Duminka Anastasi of Malta is killed by Bianca Pareja of Spain | ||
09. | Kuvendor Demisovski of Albania is killed by Gudvor Bogason of Faroe Islands. |
The Grand Final
Live from the Arena!
Welcome to the start of the Eurovision Battle Royale 20xx. We are coming to you live from , which is the location of this year's Arena. In just under 5 minutes, the thirty-two finalists who battled their way through the Group Stage will join the host country's own two automatic qualifiers and the two quarterfinalist qualifiers in the Arena, where they will commence a fight-to-the-death in which only one person will be left standing. That person will forever be honored as a hero in their country and have their name etched in the history books as a Eurovision Battle Royale champion. We can only imagine how nervous the competing citizens must be.
It looks like the citizens are being raised onto their pods. With all the pomp and months of preparations over with, we can finally say with delight: let the XX Eurovision Battle Royale begin!
Day 1 (June 18)
Summary
Final Results
# | Country | Citizen | Gender | Age | Place | Kills |
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01 | Slovakia | Milo Tesarik | male | 19 | ||
02 | Armenia | Vanagan Aslanyan | male | 13 | ||
03 | Faroe Islands | Gudvør Bogason | female | 46 | ||
04 | Turkey | Ulu Uzan | male | 18 | ||
05 | Croatia | Mirko Čupić | male | 50 | ||
06 | Armenia | Zapel Zakaryan | female | 38 | ||
07 | Bosnia & Herzegovina | Čamil Kadric | male | 47 | ||
08 | Bulgaria | Saliza Ganeva | female | 14 | ||
09 | Cyprus | Ioannis Prodromou | male | 33 | ||
10 | San Marino | Emino Tine | male | 28 | ||
11 | Finland | Kauno Erkilä | male | 38 | ||
12 | Kosovo | Elis Istogu | male | 48 | ||
13 | Austria | Leo Pfeiffer | male | 40 | ||
14 | Iceland | Brjann Sigurmannsson | male | 50 | ||
15 | San Marino | Oliviera Presciani | female | 48 | ||
16 | France | Matthis Boisseau | male | 27 | ||
17 | Scotland | Brooke Posner | female | 25 | ||
18 | Italy | Alyssa Micco | female | 20 | ||
19 | Romania | Simion Goian | male | 32 | ||
20 | Hungary | Ádám Kis | male | 28 | ||
21 | Portugal | Ian de Freitas | male | 30 | ||
22 | Moldova | Tatiana Croitor | female | 37 | ||
23 | France | Maelys Sharpe | female | 37 | ||
24 | Greece | Kalia Marangou | female | 15 | ||
25 | Serbia | Mirko Vukašinović | male | 22 | ||
26 | Portugal | Tatiana Moreno | feamle | 29 | ||
27 | Spain | Bianca Pareja | female | 33 | ||
28 | Finland | Impi Tikkanen | female | 19 | ||
29 | Czech Republic | Alexandra Bauerová | female | 30 | ||
30 | Luxembourg | Arthur Tudor | male | 31 | ||
31 | Faroe Islands | Johannes Kjelnæs | male | 28 | ||
32 | Northern Ireland | Kyle Mason | male | 48 | ||
33 | Scotland | Max Treadway | male | 45 | ||
34 | Luxembourg | Marguerite Mullenbach | female | 49 | ||
35 | Monaco | Jonatan Dubos | male | 33 | ||
36 | Bulgaria | Mladen Apostolov | male | 13 |