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Eurovision Battle Royale 2034
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Tournament Details
Host Country Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro
Venue(s) Kotor
Dates 1 June - 29 June
Final Positions
Champion Flag of Croatia.svg Ana Mišković
Runners-up Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Iveta Havličková
Third place Flag of Poland.svg Wiktoria Galinska
Fourth place Flag of Scotland.svg Jeanine Palmer
Tournament Statistics
Groups 4
Kills Committed 98
Golden Dagger Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Iveta Havličková

Flag of Georgia.svg Amiran Kotrikadze

Flag of Finland.svg Senni Salo

(5 Kills each)

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The Eurovision Battle Royale 2034, also known as the Eurovision 2034, or the EBR 2034, or more simply Montenegro 2034, was the 19th annual edition of the Battle Royale contest that took place in Kotor, Montenegro. A total of 56 countries announced their intent to participate in the event. The Battle Royale consisted of one quarterfinal, followed by four groups of 24 citizens, all of which acted as qualifiers to the Grand Final.

The host country, Montenegro, was the winning nation of the 18th edition the year before, which gave them automatic hosting responsibilities for this edition, as well as automatically qualifying them to the Grand Final. The other countries were obliged to compete in either the quarterfinal if they had a low placing the year before, or the Group stage, with each being distributed randomly through a random draw. During the Group Stage, 24 citizens from each country participated in 4 groups in a fight to the death until only 8 citizens remained, with the remaining qualifying for the Grand Final in which another fight to the death would take place, this time until only one remained.

The winner of this edition of the Eurovision Battle Royale was Ana Mišković of Croatia. She managed to escape a huge landslide-caused tsunami, while Iveta Havličková of Czech Republic drowned, causing her to finish as the runner-up. Wiktoria Galinska of Poland, Jeanine Palmer of Scotland, and Amiran Kotrikadze of Georgia completed the Top 5. The host country, Montenegro, had it's citizens finishing in 11th and 24th place.

Arena[]

The Arena for this edition was decided on October 10, 2033. It was decided that the Kotor Bay area would host due to its huge popularity amongst international tourists.

The yellow star designates the location of the Cornucopia, and the red lines represent the border location, with everything inside being considered part of the Arena.

Format and Rules[]

The draw to determine in which semi-final each country would participate, as well as the podium numbers on which the host country's citizens would start, took place in Podgorica, on the 2nd of December, 2033. Each country had until December 1st to announce their intent to participate in the Eurovision, and each country had until March 3, 2034 to submit their citizens.

The majority of countries chose their citizen through an internal selection, by means of a "Reaping". The reaping occurs when the governments of Europe, each organizes a televised lottery of their citizens where every single one, aged between 13 and 50, are obliged to have their names placed into a big pot of sorts, and after randomizing the names like a true lottery, one male and one female name are read out live on national television by government officials. These citizens are the reaped citizens to represent their country in the Eurovision. It's notable that each year the majority of citizens see this as an exciting honor, and many volunteer to be picked. To profit from this, it's necessary for each hopeful volunteer to pay money in order for their name to be entered more than once. This process could cost from as little as £50 in poorer countries, to £500 in more wealthy ones. The maximum number of times that a volunteer can have their name in a pot is 100. One would think that there wouldn't be that many volunteers for such a violent and life-ending event, but in this universe, the citizens of Europe look extremely positively on the event and see it as rebirth of the Golden Age of Ancient Greece and Rome; therefore, there are thousands of citizens each year who try to volunteer to bring glory and honor to their country.

In the build-up to the actual event, each reaped citizen is invited to many locations all throughout Europe to promote themselves, forge alliances with the other citizens, and talk with potential sponsors. These official parties are announced by the Event Organizers (EOs) usually around the start of the new year. These are televised and watched by millions as well, similar to how millions each year watch the red carpet for award shows.

The list of Official Parties for this year:

  • Flag of Russia.svg Russia: Kazan (18 March)
  • Flag of Norway.svg Norway: Bergen (31 March)
  • Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal: Lisbon (8 April)
  • Flag of Italy.svg Italy: Trieste (21 April)

These parties aren't obligatory however, and some alternatives to this include immediately moving into the Citizen's Village (usually a high-tec tower or complex located in or near the city center of the most populous city in the host country). In any case, citizens are obliged to move into the Citizen's Village a month before the quarterfinal. This is because each citizen needs time to get their fitness up and competitive to put on an entertaining TV show, as well as acclimate to the host country. The EOs provide each country and citizen with their own team of trainers, cooks, stylists, and other specialists free of charge to ensure that each citizen can become fit and competitive enough so the Battle Royale will be as entertaining as ever. For the month that the citizens live there, they are encouraged to learn survival techniques and work out so their chances of survival in the harsh Arena increases.

The night before the first semi-final, the Opening Ceremony takes place. Comparable to Olympic ceremonies, this ceremony celebrates the history and culture of the host country, and further includes multiple shows of firework, music, and other cultural and ethnic performances, as well as high-tec displays and other pyrotechnics. Following the cultural show is the Parade of Nations. Each citizen from the participating countries were brought into the main complex (usually the widest and biggest street in the Capitol of the host country) on high-tec self-driving chariots and shown to billions worldwide. More so, each chariot was decorated with symbols from the country each citizen is from, and followed their national flag. As soon as the pomp and celebration finished, the EOs and government officials of the host country gave speeches, the Eurovision Battle Royale flag was raised with the host country's flag, and the citizen's oath. The final event of the ceremony is the lighting of the cauldron, performed by the winner of the previous edition in every edition so far except the first.

Following the Opening Ceremony, the citizens are forced into lockdown in the Citizen's Village until their semi-final. It is forbidden for a citizen to have prior knowledge to results in a semi-final or access to anything that could give them an advantage in their semi-final. In fact, the citizens are forced to go with television and internet until their semi-final. This is to assure that the suspense is retained and each citizen participates fairly.

Tie-Break rules for the Semi-Finals[]

  1. Top 11 or 12 remaining citizens in each semi-final all live to compete in the Grand Final
  2. Of those, they are firstly ranked by number of kills they have committed.
  3. If all is still tied, then the Degrees of Separation Rule is enforced. (for those tied with 2+ kills, this is applied first)
ex. Jan of Germany kills only Teo of Belgium. Teo of Belgium had killed 2 other citizens beforehand. Erik of Sweden only kills Andriy of Russia. Andriy of Russia had killed 1 citizen beforehand. Jan of Germany will be ranked higher than Erik of Sweden in the semi-finals.
4. If the citizens still have the same number of kills, then the tie-break favors the one that reached that number of kills the earliest. (this only applies to citizens with 1 kill)
5. This Degree of Separation Rule will continue until necessary.
6. If all is still tied, the tie-break favors those who are furthest away from pod number 18.
7. If all is still tied, then the citizens will share the position.


Quarterfinals[]

The lowest 22 performing countries' citizens in each semi-final of the previous year were forced to compete in the Quarterfinals. To not prolong the duration of the entire Eurovision, the Quarterfinal is usually placed in a tiny obstacle-filled Arena inside a sports stadium. The Quarterfinal is only meant to last 2 days at most.

This quarterfinal took place on 1 June, in Podgorica City Stadium, and lasted about 4 hours.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Elene Abazasdze female 37 9 0
02 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Lorian Freuler male 13 10 0
03 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Sara Matzic female 44 13 0
04 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Seher Osmanli female 46 7 1
05 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Boris Pironev male 50 23 0
06 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Wiktoria Galinska female 47 5 1
07 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Erke Erim female 18 17 0
08 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Elmuts Mihailovs male 45 22 0
09 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Përparim Gjinali male 41 4 1
10 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Tauno Huttunen male 39 12 0
11 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Alison Mereworth female 37 21 0
12 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Rahela Voinea female 48 19 0
13 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Moonika Kangur female 40 24 0
14 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Ardit Hodžić male 35 1 3
15 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Jotham Zeev male 19 16 1
16 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Pavla Bronck female 45 14 0
17 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Mina Novaković female 32 18 0
18 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Arsaill Saivinsson male 21 11 0
19 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Dirina Maxharraj female 24 2 2
20 Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia Roser Guitart female 18 6 1
21 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Romalda Priede female 21 3 1
22 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Pijus Lange male 22 8 1
23 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Raul Apostu male 23 20 0
24 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Karst Jansen male 16 15 0

Summary of Kills[]

Summary of Kills
# Event
Hour 1
24. Moonika Kangur of Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia is killed by Romalda Priede of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia.
23. Boris Pironev of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria is killed by Ardit Hodžić of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia.
22. Elmuts Mihailovs of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is killed by Ardit Hodžić of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia.
21. Alison Mereworth of Flag of Wales.svg Wales is killed by Ardit Hodžić of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia.
20. Raul Apostu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Dirina Maxharraj of Flag of Albania.svg Albania.
19. Rahela Voinea of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Përparim Gjinali of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo.
18. Mina Novaković of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia is killed by Jotham Zeev of Flag of Israel.svg Israel.
17. Erke Erim of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Wiktoria Galinska of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
Hour 2
16. Jotham Zeev of Flag of Israel.svg Israel is killed by Dirina Maxharraj of Flag of Albania.svg Albania.
15. Karst Jansen of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands is killed by Roser Guitart of Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia.
Hour 3
14. Pavla Bronck of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is killed by Seher Osmanli of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan.
Hour 4
13. Sara Matzic of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia is killed by Pijus Lange of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania.

Qualification for the Grand Final[]

Twenty-four citizens participated in each Group. Fifty-six countries participated in the Eurovision Battle Royale this year.

Group A[]

The events of Group A took place between June 1 and June 6, in Kotor Bay.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Caterina Ruberti female 18 22 0
02 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Judita Rogeljić female 42 11 2
03 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Binia Fuchser female 45 5 0
04 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Vreni Glaus female 49 12 2
05 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Kuanyshbek Camranev male 46 15 0
06 Flag of France.svg France Dominique Chauve female 34 23 0
07 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Salima Matić female 43 6 0
08 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Lev Makarovich male 31 21 0
09 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Minaz Jasari male 33 24 0
10 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Kakig Margossian male 26 19 0
11 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Yana Vetterli female 24 10 2
12 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Lorian Freuler male 13 8 0
13 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Szilvia Halász female 29 20 0
14 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Eline Saggers female 35 1 3
15 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Frida Gutheil female 32 13 0
16 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Iveta Havlíčková female 36 2 2
17 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Endre Szalai male 33 4 1
18 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Edd Mooring male 13 18 0
19 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Pijus Lange male 22 9 0
20 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Ophelia Cole female 30 16 1
21 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Gabryl Axisa male 16 7 0
22 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Ilija Yaponski male 15 17 0
23 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Stylianos Kyprianou male 37 3 1
24 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Fabià Isach male 15 14 0

Summary of Kills[]

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (1 June)
24. Minaz Jasari of Flag of Albania.svg Albania falls off his podium too soon and blows up.
23. Dominique Chauve of Flag of France.svg France is killed by Judita Rogeljić of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia.
22. Caterina Ruberti of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed by Ophelia Cole of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England.
Day 1 (2 June)
21. Lev Makarovich of Flag of Russia.svg Russia is killed by Stylianos Kyprianou of Flag of Greece.svg Greece.
20. Szilvia Halász of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary is killed by Eline Saggers of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands.
19. Kakig Margossian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is killed by Vreni Glaus of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein.
18. Edd Mooring of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland is killed by Yana Vetterli of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
Day 3 (3 June)
17. Ilija Yaponski of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia is killed by Eline Saggers of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands.
16. Ophelia Cole of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England is killed by Judita Rogeljić of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia.
Day 4 (4 June)
15. Kuanyshbek Camranev of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is crushed to death by a small rockslide near Risan.
14. Fabià Isach of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is killed by Lorian Freuler of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein.
13. Frida Gutheil of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany is killed by Eline Saggers of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands.
Day 5 (5 June)
12. Vreni Glaus of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is killed by Yana Vetterli of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
11. Judita Rogeljić of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia is killed by Iveta Havlíčková of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic.
10. Yana Vetterli of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria is killed by Iveta Havlíčková of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic.
Day 6 (6 June)
09. Pijus Lange of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania is killed by Endre Szalai of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary.

Group B[]

The events of Group B took place between June 2 and June 7, in Kotor Bay.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Tanya Yoanova female 24 21 0
02 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Danica Hrljacová female 43 14 0
03 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Deborah Fremaux female 45 16 0
04 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Mariya Vodovatova female 40 6 0
05 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Regina Sinerco female 49 24 0
06 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Aizhan Erzhanov female 33 8 0
07 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Amiran Kotrikadze male 50 2 2
08 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Përparime Gjinali male 41 10 0
09 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Wilson Greenstreet male 36 20 0
10 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Arsaill Saivinsson male 21 18 1
11 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Sveta Rusu female 42 15 0
12 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Grigor Soroka male 48 13 1
13 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Inna Lerner female 23 3 2
14 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Lourenço Gomes male 37 1 2
15 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Maxwell Spray male 33 19 0
16 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Branislav Zima male 33 23 0
17 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Ava Carter female 30 17 0
18 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Mirel Iravanov male 25 9 0
19 Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia Pròsper Aguila male 49 11 0
20 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Ana Mišković female 31 7 0
21 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Wiktoria Galinska female 47 5 1
22 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Tauno Huttunen male 39 4 2
23 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Astdis Elisdottir female 35 12 3
24 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Léonéda Nicolas female 50 22 0

Summary of Kills[]

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (2 June)
24. Regina Sinerco of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is killed by Inna Lerner of Flag of Israel.svg Israel.
23. Branislav Zima of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia is killed by Inna Lerner of Flag of Israel.svg Israel.
22. Léonéda Nicolas of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Astdis Elisdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
21. Tanya Yoanova of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria is killed by Astdis Elisdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
Day 2 (3 June)
20. Wilson Greenstreet of Flag of Wales.svg Wales is killed by Tauno Huttunen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
19. Maxwell Spray of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland is killed by Arsaill Saivinsson of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
Day 3 (4 June)
18. Arsaill Saivinsson of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland is killed by Amiran Kotrikadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia.
17. Ava Carter of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland is killed by Amiran Kotrikadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia.
Day 4 (5 June)
16. Deborah Fremaux of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium is killed by Grigor Soroko of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine.
15. Sveta Rusu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova is killed by Lourenço Gomes of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.
14. Danica Hrljacová of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia is killed by Astdis Elisdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
13. Grigor Soroko of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine falls down a cliff while attempting to climb it and dies.
Day 5 (6 June)
12. Astdis Elisdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland is killed by Lourenço Gomes of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.
11. Prospèr Aguila of Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia is killed by Wiktoria Galinska of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
10. Përparime Gjinali of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo is attacked and killed by an unknown creature in the water.
Day 6 (7 June)
09. Mirel Iravanov of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan is killed by Tauno Huttunen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.

Group C[]

The events of Group C took place between June 1 and June 6, in Kotor Bay.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Polina Filonenko female 17 17 0
02 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Luane Cula female 25 12 1
03 Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia Roser Guitart female 18 22 0
04 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Seher Osmanli female 46 19 0
05 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Elene Abazasdze female 37 21 0
06 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Youri Schoukens male 36 1 2
07 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Astri Hamar female 43 20 0
08 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Harasim Tachkov male 17 10 1
09 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Fethi Aksit male 40 7 0
10 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Lidia Barberí female 31 4 1
11 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Lilija Kukenyte female 45 8 0
12 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Dawid Gruca male 23 9 1
13 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Mads Garness male 22 2 2
14 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Anton Keskula male 45 18 0
15 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Connor Saunders male 22 24 0
16 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Gastone Novella male 37 3 1
17 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Nathan Bosley male 36 15 0
18 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Helena Antoniadou female 35 5 1
19 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Anna Newman female 19 11 2
20 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Augusta Pinho female 41 6 0
21 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Samuel Seidl male 27 16 0
22 Flag of France.svg France Florent Crozier male 43 14 0
23 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Vuksan Savićević male 16 13 1
24 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Aksana Navumchuk female 25 23 0

Summary of Kills[]

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (1 June)
24. Connor Saunders of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland is killed by Dawid Gruca of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
23. Aksana Navumchuk of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus is killed by Mads Garness of Flag of Norway.svg Norway.
22. Roser Guitart of Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia is killed by Mads Garness of Flag of Norway.svg Norway.
21. Elene Abazasdze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia is killed by Harasim Tachkov of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus.
20. Astri Hamar of Flag of Norway.svg Norway succumbs to wounds sustained in an earlier battle.
Day 2 (2 June)
19. Seher Osmanli of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan is killed by Vuksan Savicević of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia.
18. Anton Keskula of Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia is killed by Luane Cula of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo.
17. Polina Filonenko of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine is killed by Anna Newman of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
16. Samuel Seidl of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany is killed by Helena Antonieadou of Flag of Greece.svg Greece.
15. Nathan Bosley of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England is killed by Youri Schoukens of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
Day 3 (3 June)
14. Florent Crozier of Flag of France.svg France is killed by Anna Newman of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
Day 4 (4 June)
13. Vuksan Savicević of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia drowns while swimming across the bay near Kotor old town.
Day 5 (5 June)
12. Luane Cula of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo is killed by Gastone Novella of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino.
11. Anna Newman of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland dies from her injuries received in her battle with the citizen from France.
10. Harasim Tachkov of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus is killed by Youri Schoukens of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
Day 6 (6 June)
09. Dawid Gruca of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is killed by Lidia Barberí of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra.

Group D[]

The events in Group D took place from 3 June to 9 June, in Kotor Bay.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Matouš Michálek male 33 18 1
02 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Michalis Glafkou male 19 19 1
03 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Fernand Frantz male 50 6 0
04 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Jan Minnig male 19 17 0
05 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Senni Salo female 30 1 3
06 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Nico Matranga male 26 11 0
07 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Artitz Durana male 33 14 1
08 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Nikos Charalambous male 29 24 0
09 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Gudmundur Hentze male 28 16 1
10 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Jeanine Palmer female 45 8 0
11 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Ingrid Thomassen female 37 5 1
12 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Adam Laxman male 14 12 0
13 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Manuela Juderías female 24 23 0
14 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Romalda Priede female 21 13 0
15 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Andruilla Christou female 21 7 0
16 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Cordelia Trubiano female 44 10 1
17 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Nolan Gaisser male 13 15 0
18 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Vinko Papić male 33 2 2
19 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Tom Toft male 45 3 1
20 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Vosgi Arslanian female 47 4 1
21 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Sam Ekbom female 38 21 0
22 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Ejub Pasic male 30 20 0
23 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Philippe Albrecht male 50 9 1
24 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Matea Krist female 34 22 0

Summary of Kills[]

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (3 June)
24. Nikos Charalambous of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova is killed by Michalis Glafkou of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus
23. Manuela Juderías of Flag of Spain.svg Spain is killed by Philippe Albrecht of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.
22. Matea Krist of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland is killed by Artitz Durana of Flag of Spain.svg Spain.
21. Sam Ekbom of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden is killed by Matouš Michálek of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic.
Day 2 (4 June)
20. Ejub Pasic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina is killed by Gudmundur Hentze of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands.
Day 3 (5 June)
Day 4 (6 June)
19. Michalis Glafkou of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus is killed by Vinko Papić of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
18. Matouš Michálek of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic is killed by Tom Toft of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
Day 5 (7 June)
17. Jan Minnig of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria slips off the side of a cliff while hiking and dies.
16. Gudmundur Hentze of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is killed by Vosgi Arslanian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.
15. Nolan Gaisser of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland is killed by Cordelia Trubiano of Flag of Italy.svg Italy.
14. Artitz Durana of Flag of Spain.svg Spain is killed by Vinko Papić of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
13. Romalda Priede of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is killed by Ingrid Thomassen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
12. Adam Laxman of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden is killed by Senni Salo of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
11. Nico Matranga of Flag of Italy.svg Italy is killed by Senni Salo of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
Day 6 (8 June)
10. Cordelia Trubiano of Flag of Italy.svg Italy is gored to death by a muttation eagle.
Day 7 (9 June)
09. Philippe Albrecht of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco is killed by Senni Salo of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.

The Grand Final
[]

EBR 2034 Qualifiers

Light blue countries represent those whose female qualified, the dark blue for those whose male qualified, and the medium blue for those who had both citizens qualify for the Grand Final. Countries in red failed to qualify either citizen.

Live from the Arena![]

Welcome to the start of the Eurovision Battle Royale 2034. We are coming to you live from Kotor Bay, Montenegro, which is the location of this year's Arena. In just under 5 minutes, the thirty-two finalists who battled their way through the Group stage will join the quarterfinalist qualifiers and the host country's own two automatic qualifiers inside the Arena, where they will commence a fight-to-the-death in which only one person will be left standing. That person will forever be honored as a hero in their country and have their name etched in the history books as a Eurovision Battle Royale champion. We can only imagine how nervous the competing citizens must be.

It looks like the citizens are being raised onto their pods. With all the pomp and months of preparations over with, we can finally say with delight: let the 19th Eurovision Battle Royale begin!

Day 1 (June 16)[]

  • Gabryl Axisas of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is killed by Fernand Frantz of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
  • Endre Szalai of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary is killed by Jeanine Palmer of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
  • Salima Matic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina is killed by Iveta Havličková of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic.
  • Vinko Papić of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed by Fethi Aksit of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey.
  • Lourenço Gomes of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by Mariya Vodovatova of Flag of Russia.svg Russia.
  • Youri Schoukens of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium is killed by Ardit Hodžić of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia.
  • Tauno Huttunen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland is killed by Amiran Kotrikadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia.

    Summary []

    Many of the pre-favorites to win have all been shockingly killed here on the opening day of the 19th Eurovision Battle Royale. Portugal, Croatia, Belgium, Finland, and Hungary were all favorites but are now out thanks to outsiders like Jeanine of Scotland, Fethi of Turkey, and Amiran of Georgia. Many of these deaths took place in the old medieval-looking quarter of Kotor, with only Youri being killed on the road near Risan.

    Seven citizens died, 29 remain.

    Day 2 (June 17)[]

  • Inna Lerner of Flag of Israel.svg Israel is killed by Amiran Kotrikadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia.
  • Ardit Hodžić of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia is killed by Dirina Maxharraj of Flag of Albania.svg Albania.
  • Dirina Maxharraj of Flag of Albania.svg Albania dies of her injuries sustained in the earlier battle.

    Summary []

    It was a quieter day. Inna was caught trying to sneak across the port of Kotor, and was killed by Amiran of Georgia, who many think will now be the oldest winner ever and bring Eurovision to Georgia for a second time. Ardit of Slovenia was a favorite, but he was surprisingly killed by Dirina of Albania, who smashed his head against the cobblestone streets of Risan. It was a fierce battle though, and Ardit managed to deeply stab her before he died. Dirina would later die of her injuries while travelling north of Risan.

    Three citizens died, 26 remain.

    Day 3 (June 18)[]

  • Andruilla Christou of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus is killed by Binia Fuchser of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.
  • Lorian Freuler of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is killed by Helena Antoniadou of Flag of Greece.svg Greece.

    Summary []

    It was another quiet day. Binia of Monaco was able to successfully kill Andruilla of Cyprus via foot-trap near the town of Donja Lastva, and Helena of Greece chased down and killed young Lorian of Liechtenstein. It was a long chase that ended in the wealthy suburb of Muo.

    Two citizens died, 24 remain.

    Day 4 (June 19)[]

    There were no events today.

    Day 5 (June 20)[]

  • Atanasije Krstić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro is killed by Jeanine Palmer of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
  • Lilija Kukenyte of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania is killed by Vosgi Arslanian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.

    Summary []

    Sad news for the host country as their first of two citizens was killed today. Jeanine of Scotland caught him scavenging in an abandoned gift shop in Kotor old town. A fight ensued and Jeanine bashed his head with a stapler. Vosgi of Armenia got his first kill, after stumbling upon Lilija of Lithuania sleeping. He slit her throat and walked away.

    Two citizens died, 22 remain.

    Day 6 (June 21)[]

  • Binia Fuchser of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco is killed by Lidia Barberí of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra.
  • Augusta Pinho of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by Aizhan Erzhanov of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan.
  • Eline Saggers of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands is killed by Jeanine Palmer of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
  • Ingrid Thomassen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is killed by Stylianos Kyprianou of Flag of Greece.svg Greece.

    Summary []

    Today was a lot more exciting! The big news is that pre-tournament favorite Eline of Netherlands has been killed by the current favorite Jeanine of Scotland. Stylianos of Greece also proved he's in it to win it by stalking, ambushing, and suffocating to death Ingrid of Denmark.

    Four citizens died, 18 remain.

    Day 7 (June 22)[]

    There were no events today.

    Day 8 (June 23)[]

    There were no events today. The citizens are all spread out throughout the Bay, wanting to kill but all unwilling to make the first move.

    Day 9 (June 24)[]

  • Mads Garness of Flag of Norway.svg Norway is killed by Iveta Havlicková of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic.
  • Tom Toft of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is killed by Senni Salo of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
  • Helena Antoniadou of Flag of Greece.svg Greece is blown up by a mine set by Anica Zorić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.
  • Stylianos Kyprianou of Flag of Greece.svg Greece is blown up by a mine set by Anica Zorić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.
  • Vosgi Arslanian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is killed by Aizhan Erzhanov of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan.
  • Gastone Novella of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed by Senni Salo of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.

    Summary []

    Today was a lot more exciting! The huge story is the clever murder of the two Greek citizens by the host nation's very own Anica. Helena and Stylianos were scavenging in Lepetane when one of them walked straight onto a mine. The two were instantly obliterated, and a few moments later Anica of Montenegro came from behind some apartments to loot them. Senni of Finland also got two kills, making her a firm favorite to win. Lastly, Aizhan of Kazakhstan got her second kill against a very strong competitor. She is definitely a dark horse; but can she bring luck to Kazakhstan's constant misfortune in Eurovision?

    Six citizens died, 12 remain.

    Day 10 (June 25)[]

    Attention Citizens: Tomorrow morning, there will be a Feast at the cornucopia. Please come to Old Town Kotor to claim the weapons and food you all most desperately need. Good luck.

  • Lidia Barberí of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is gored to death by a muttation eagle on the way to the Feast.
  • Anica Zorić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro is killed by Jeanine Palmer of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
  • Mariya Vodovatova of Flag of Russia.svg Russia is killed by Fernand Frantz of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
  • Fethi Aksit of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Iveta Havličková of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic.
  • Senni Salo of Flag of Finland.svg Finland is killed by Aizhan Erzhanov of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan.

    Summary []

    This has certainly shaked things up! Anica of Montenegro and Senni of Finland were huge favorites to win, but they both lay dead after the brutal fights that occurred at the Feast. With so little left, lets analyse the remaining citizens.

    Jeanine of Scotland has the most kills with 4, but she is closely followed by Aizhan of Kazakhstan and Iveta of Czech Republic with 3 each. Amiran of Georgia and Fernand of Luxembourg both have 2, while Ana of Croatia and Wiktoria of Poland have 0 and have rarely been seen in the Eurovision Grand Final yet. At this point, there is still no clear favorite.

    Five citizens died, 7 remain.

    Day 11 (June 26)[]

  • Aizhan Erzhanov of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is killed by Amiran Kotrikadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia.

    Summary []

    Today was less exciting. Aizhan of Kazakhstan had a good run and has secured the best result for her country, but she was nothing for Amiran of Georgia, who fought her in the bay shore near Old Town and held her head underwater until she drowned.

    One citizen died, 6 remain.

    Day 12 (June 27)[]

  • Fernand Frantz of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Ana Mišković of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
  • Amiran Kotrikadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia is killed by Wiktoria Galinska of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.

    Summary []

    As usual, the Eurovision is as unpredictable as ever! Ana and Wiktoria hadn't been seen in almost 2 weeks, and today they both were able to get their first kills by killing the heavy favorites. Ana came out of nowhere to hit Fernand of Luxembourg in the face with a bat as he passed an open cavern in Risan, while Wiktoria of Poland hid in the bush and waited until Amiran walked by the shoot him with a sharp stone slingshot in the neck, which killed him.

    Now we have just four left. Iveta and Jeanine are still the heavy favorites as they have the most kills, but Ana and Wiktoria are now in the mix, but with less kills.

    Two citizens died, 4 remain.

    Day 13 (June 28)[]

  • Jeanine Palmer of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland is mauled to death by a muttation goat in the hills above Skaljari.

    Summary []

    Another twist! Does Jeanine's untimely death at the hands of a huge vicious goat mean certain victory for Czech Republic? I have a feeling we'll find out tomorrow!

    One citizen died, 3 remain.

    Day 14 (June 29)[]

    Attention Citizens! That loud noise you just heard was a huge landslide into the Bay. It has triggered an extremely lethal tsunami. Find shelter if you wish to live!

  • Wiktoria Galinska of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is stabbed and thrown into the tsunami by Ana Mišković of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
  • Iveta Havličková of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic drowns.

    Summary []

    And that's it! Europe, your winner of the 19th Eurovision Battle Royale is Ana Mišković of Croatia, Congratulations!

    Final Results[]

    # Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
    01 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Fethi Aksit male 40 9 1
    02 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Mariya Vodovatova female 40 10 1
    03 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Gabryl Axisa male 16 36 0
    04 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Amiran Kotrikadze male 50 5 3
    05 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Lilija Kukenyte female 45 23 0
    06 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Aizhan Erzhanov female 33 7 3
    07 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Ingrid Thomassen female 37 19 0
    08 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Augusta Pinho female 41 21 0
    09 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Iveta Havličkovcá female 36 2 3
    10 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Helena Antoniadou female 35 16 1
    11 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Youri Schoukens male 36 31 0
    12 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Binia Fuchser female 45 22 1
    13 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Inna Lerner female 23 29 0
    14 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Stylianos Kyprianou male 37 15 1
    15 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Mads Garness male 22 18 0
    16 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Senni Salo female 30 8 2
    17 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Vinko Papić male 33 33 0
    18 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Salima Matić female 43 34 0
    19 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Dirina Maxharraj female 24 27 1
    20 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Ana Mišković female 31 1 2
    21 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Wiktoria Galinska female 47 3 1
    22 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Lourenço Gomes male 37 32 0
    23 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Vosgi Arslanian female 47 14 1
    24 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Anica Zorić female 30 11 2
    25 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Gastone Novella male 37 13 0
    26 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Lorian Freuler male 13 25 0
    27 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Tom Toft male 45 17 0
    28 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Tauno Huttunen male 39 30 0
    29 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Jeanine Palmer female 45 4 4
    30 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Andruilla Christou female 21 26 0
    31 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Eline Saggers female 35 20 0
    32 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Lidia Barberí female 31 12 1
    33 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Ardit Hodžić male 35 28 1
    34 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Atanasije Krstić male 30 24 0
    35 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Endre Szalai male 33 35 0
    36 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Fernand Frantz male 50 6 2
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