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Eurovision Battle Royale 2033
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Tournament Details
Host Country Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova
Venue(s) Quarterfinal (Zimbru Stadium)

Groups & Grand Final (Chișinău)

Dates 2 June - 9 July
Final Positions
Champion Flag of Montenegro.svg Sergei Kostić
Runners-up Flag of Belgium.svg Indra De Roock
Third place Flag of Cyprus.svg Arkadios Georgiades
Fourth place Flag of Malta.svg Gelormo Camenzuli
Tournament Statistics
Groups 4
Kills Committed 100
Golden Dagger Flag of Belgium.svg Indra De Roock (6 kills)
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The Eurovision Battle Royale 2033, also known as the Eurovision 2033, or the EBR 2033, or more simply Moldova 2033, was the 18th annual edition of the Battle Royale contest that took place in Chișinău, Moldova. A total of 56 countries announced their intent to participate in the event. For the first time since its inception, the Battle Royale went under a major change of format. For the first time, a quarterfinal was held consisting of two newcomer citizens from newly-formed Catalonia, and the 22 lowest performing citizens from their country during the previous Eurovision. The top 2 citizens in the Quarterfinal qualified for the Grand Final, while citizens placed 3rd to 12th went on to the Group stage, which consisted of 4 groups of 24, of which the top 8 citizens qualified to the Grand Final.

The host country, Moldova, was the winning nation of the 17th edition the year before, which gave them automatic hosting responsibilities for this edition, as well as automatically qualifying them to the Grand Final. The other countries were obliged to compete in either the quarterfinal or the group stage, with each being distributed randomly through a random draw. During the semi-finals, 24 citizens participated in a fight to the death until only 8 citizens remained, with the remaining qualifying for the Grand Final in which another fight to the death would take place, this time until only one remained.

The winner of this edition of the Eurovision Battle Royale was Sergei Kostić of Montenegro. He defeated Arkadios Georgiades of Cyprus, who finished in third place. Shortly after, Indra De Roock, the favorite to win, was killed in the final Arena Event earthquake, causing her to place second and also granted Sergei his victory. Gelormo Camenzuli of Malta and Jade Rondeau completed the Top 5. The host country, Moldova, had it's citizens finishing in 13th and 18th place.

Arena Edit

The Arena for this edition was decided on 24 November 2032. Moldova, due to budget concerns, reverted to using just one Arena as opposed to a different arena for each event. This was in part due to the "great changes" that were hinted at during an EO meeting in September 2032. The changes were later revealed to be the introduction of relegation and quarterfinal systems, with smaller "groups" of semi-finals.

The choice of Chișinău was seen as an obvious one, as a country as flat and small as Moldova had no real candidates for a suitable Arena. The Arena obstacles were wild muttation dogs and rats, as well as collapsing buildings at random times.

EBR 2033 Arena

Format and Rules Edit

The draw to determine in which semi-final each country would participate, as well as the podium numbers on which the host country's citizens would start, took place in Chișinău, on the 3rd of December, 2032. Each country had until December 1st to announce their intent to participate in the Eurovision, and each country had until March 4, 2033 to submit their citizens.

The majority of countries chose their citizen through an internal selection, by means of a "Reaping". The reaping occurs when the governments of Europe, each organizes a televised lottery of their citizens where every single one, aged between 13 and 50, are obliged to have their names placed into a big pot of sorts, and after randomizing the names like a true lottery, one male and one female name are read out live on national television by government officials. These citizens are the reaped citizens to represent their country in the Eurovision. It's notable that each year the majority of citizens see this as an exciting honor, and many volunteer to be picked. To profit from this, it's necessary for each hopeful volunteer to pay money in order for their name to be entered more than once. This process could cost from as little as £50 in poorer countries, to £500 in more wealthy ones. The maximum number of times that a volunteer can have their name in a pot is 100. One would think that there wouldn't be that many volunteers for such a violent and life-ending event, but in this universe, the citizens of Europe look extremely positively on the event and see it as rebirth of the Golden Age of Ancient Greece and Rome; therefore, there are thousands of citizens each year who try to volunteer to bring glory and honor to their country.

In the build-up to the actual event, each reaped citizen is invited to many locations all throughout Europe to promote themselves, forge alliances with the other citizens, and talk with potential sponsors. These official parties are announced by the Event Organizers (EOs) usually around the start of the new year. These are televised and watched by millions as well, similar to how millions each year watch the red carpet for award shows.

The list of Official Parties for this year:

  • Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium: Brussels (12 March)
  • Flag of Romania.svg Romania: Bucharest (26 March)
  • Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey: Istanbul (8 April)
  • Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark: Aalborg (22 April)

These parties aren't obligatory however, and some alternatives to this include immediately moving into the Citizen's Village (usually a high-tec tower or complex located in or near the city center of the most populous city in the host country). In any case, citizens are obliged to move into the Citizen's Village before the 7 of May, 2033 This is because each citizen needs time to get their fitness up and competitive to put on an entertaining TV show, as well as acclimate to the host country. The EOs provide each country and citizen with their own team of trainers, cooks, stylists, and other specialists free of charge to ensure that each citizen can become fit and competitive enough so the Battle Royale will be as entertaining as ever. For the month that the citizens live there, they are encouraged to learn survival techniques and work out so their chances of survival in the harsh Arena increases.

The night before the first semi-final, the Opening Ceremony takes place. Comparable to Olympic ceremonies, this ceremony celebrates the history and culture of the host country, and further includes multiple shows of firework, music, and other cultural and ethnic performances, as well as high-tec displays and other pyrotechnics. Following the cultural show is the Parade of Nations. Each citizen from the participating countries were brought into the main complex (usually the widest and biggest street in the Capitol of the host country) on high-tec self-driving chariots and shown to billions worldwide. More so, each chariot was decorated with symbols from the country each citizen is from, and followed their national flag. As soon as the pomp and celebration finished, the EOs and government officials of the host country gave speeches, the Eurovision Battle Royale flag was raised with the host country's flag, and the citizen's oath. The final event of the ceremony is the lighting of the cauldron, performed by the winner of the previous edition in every edition so far except the first.

Following the Opening Ceremony, the citizens are forced into lockdown in the Citizen's Village until their semi-final. It is forbidden for a citizen to have prior knowledge to results in a semi-final or access to anything that could give them an advantage in their semi-final. In fact, the citizens are forced to go with television and internet until their semi-final. This is to assure that the suspense is retained and each citizen participates fairly.

Top 2 countries in the Quarterfinal go directly to the Final, while 3rd - 12th place must go to the next semifinals. Bottom 3 countries in each semi-final must participate in the Quarter Final the following year.

Tie-Break rules for the Semi-Finals Edit

  1. Top 8 remaining citizens in each semi-final all live to compete in the Grand Final
  2. Of those, they are firstly ranked by number of kills they have committed.
  3. If all is still tied, then the Degrees of Separation Rule is enforced. (for those tied with 2+ kills, this is applied first)
ex. Jan of Germany kills only Teo of Belgium. Teo of Belgium had killed 2 other citizens beforehand. Erik of Sweden only kills Andriy of Russia. Andriy of Russia had killed 1 citizen beforehand. Jan of Germany will be ranked higher than Erik of Sweden in the semi-finals.
4. If the citizens still have the same number of kills, then the tie-break favors the one that reached that number of kills the earliest. (this only applies to citizens with 1 kill)
5. This Degree of Separation Rule will continue until necessary.
6. If all is still tied, the tie-break favors those who are furthest away from pod number 12.
7. If all is still tied, then the citizens will share the position.

QuarterfinalsEdit

The lowest 22 performing countries' citizens in each semi-final of the previous year were forced to compete in the first ever Quarterfinals in Eurovision history, in addition to the debuting Catalan citizens. To not prolong the duration of the entire Eurovision, the Quarterfinal is usually placed in a tiny obstacle-filled Arena inside a sports stadium. The Quarterfinal is only meant to last 2 days at most.

This quarterfinal took place on 2 June, and lasted 4.5 hours.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia Absaló Ferrer male 32 3 1
02 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Meri Arakhamia female 46 16 0
03 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Tofiq Teymurazli male 19 6 1
04 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Samuel Wirz male 14 23 0
05 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Sutore Haliti female 31 24 0
06 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Elsbet Sørensen female 18 22 0
07 Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia Miryam Sellabon female 35 20 0
08 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Gelormo Camenzuli male 19 10 0
09 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Lachlan Bennett male 16 11 0
10 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Dubravka Kuzmanović female 17 4 1
11 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Martina Kadunc female 45 12 0
12 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Servan Bahadurgil female 16 14 0
13 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Nesil Bufi male 46 13 1
14 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Aleksandra Dounar female 37 2 2
15 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Amanta Casas female 37 5 1
16 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Pamela Montesi female 13 9 0
17 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Rafael Shapiro male 33 15 0
18 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Harry Farbridge male 23 8 0
19 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Altti Pukki male 49 18 0
20 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Georgiana Pîrvulescu female 40 7 0
21 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Nikola Spasov male 24 19 1
22 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Jože Mauvec male 14 21 0
23 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Jelle Volkers male 19 17 1
24 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Barna Nagy male 29 1 2

Summary of Kills Edit

Summary of Kills
# Event
24. Sutore Haliti of Flag of Albania.svg Albania is killed by Nikola Spasov of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria.
23. Samuel Wirz of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is killed by Aleksandra Dounar of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus.
22. Elsbet Sørensen of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is killed by Absaló Ferrer of Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia.
21. Joze Mauvec of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia is killed by Barna Nagy of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary.
20. Miryam Sellabon of Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia is killed by Dubravka Kuzmanović of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia.
19. Nikola Spasov of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria is killed by Barna Nagy of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary.
18. Altti Pukki of Flag of Finland.svg Finland is killed by Jelle Volkers of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands.
17. Jelle Volkers of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands is killed by Aleksandra Dounar of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus.
16. Meri Arakhamia of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia is killed by Amanta Casas of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra.
15. Rafael Shapiro of Flag of Israel.svg Israel is killed by Nesil Bufi of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo.
14. Servan Bahadurgil of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan is betrayed and killed by her ally and fellow countryman Tofiq Teymurazli of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan.
13. Nesil Bufi of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo is killed by a pack of muttation gophers.

Qualification for the Grand Final Edit

Twenty-four citizens participated in each group, and eight in each qualified to the Grand Final. Fifty-six countries participated in the Eurovision Battle Royale this year.

Group A Edit

The Battle Royale for Group A lasted from 9 June to 13 June, in Chișinău.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of France.svg France Fabien Arceneaux male 43 5 1
02 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Seweryn Borowiak male 22 3 1
03 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Arvid Tufte male 49 9 0
04 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Kairi Rootare female 16 23 0
05 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Anvars Balodis male 24 24 0
06 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Willem Goldstein male 41 11 2
07 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Soghomon Babaian male 17 4 1
08 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Sergei Kostić male 15 1 3
09 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Iwa Zawada female 22 22 0
10 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Khristyna Dzuba female 28 18 0
11 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Gelormo Camenzuli male 19 7 1
12 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Arkadios Georgiades male 46 8 0
13 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Guldaria Dauleteva female 28 10 0
14 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Diana Mortensen female 37 20 0
15 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Teja Vukasović female 37 16 0
16 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Hleb Labynkov male 34 13 0
17 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Oliver O'Cathasaigh male 20 21 0
18 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Nikolai Bänziger male 28 17 1
19 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Réka Dobos female 41 19 0
20 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Paulien Holsappel female 47 15 1
21 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Lorenzo Murabito male 43 2 1
22 Flag of France.svg France Jade Rondeau female 34 6 1
23 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Nèstor Centella male 33 14 1
24 Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia Absaló Ferrer male 32 12 1

Summary of Kills Edit

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (09 June)
24. Anvars Balodis of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is killed by Willem Goldstein of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
23. Kairi Rootare of Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia is killed by Sergei Kostić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.
22. Iwa Zawada of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is chased down and mauled to death by a pack of muttation dogs.
21. Oliver O'Cathasaigh of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland is killed by Willem Goldstein of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
Day 2 (10 June)
20. Diana Mortensen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is killed by Nikolai Bänziger of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
19. Réka Dobos of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary is killed by Fabien Arceneaux of Flag of France.svg France.
18. Khristyna Dzuba of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine is killed by Paulien Holsappel of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands.
Day 3 (11 June)
17. Nikolai Bänziger of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria is killed by Nestor Cèntella of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra.
16. Teja Vukasović of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed by Jade Rondeau of Flag of France.svg France.
Day 4 (12 June)
15. Paulien Holsappel of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands is killed by Seweryn Borowiak of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
14. Nestor Cèntella of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is killed by Sergei Kostić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.
13. Hleb Labynkov of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus is killed by Absaló Ferrer of Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia.
Day 5 (13 June)
12. Absaló Ferrer of Flag of Catalonia.svg Catalonia is killed by Soghomon Babaian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.
11. Willem Goldstein of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland is killed by Lorenzo Murabito of Flag of Italy.svg Italy.
10. Guldaria Dauleteva of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is killed by Gelormo Camenzuli of Flag of Malta.svg Malta.
09. Arvid Tufte of Flag of Norway.svg Norway is killed by Sergei Kostić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.

Group B Edit

The Battle Royale for Group B lasted from 10 June to 13 June.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Ovidia Marcelin female 31 11 0
02 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Vanessa Serra female 22 10 0
03 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Renato Borić male 42 6 0
04 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Veton Sprostranov male 33 5 2
05 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Martina Kadunic female 45 15 0
06 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Maikki Rantala female 29 3 2
07 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Orietta Mongillo female 19 19 0
08 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Dubravka Kuzmanović female 17 24 0
09 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Torgestur Viderø male 43 18 0
10 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Maria Honigsberg female 49 7 0
11 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Casimiro Altobello male 18 8 0
12 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Margery Fuchs female 26 1 3
13 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Antoine Timmermans male 35 14 0
14 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Andrusha Tereschenko female 17 4 2
15 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Priscilla Richardson female 26 12 2
16 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Nyla Matsouka female 28 20 0
17 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Pamela Montesi female 13 17 0
18 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Murtaz Pkheidze male 45 13 1
19 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Blagica Suwandi female 49 23 0
20 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Rosie Danton female 21 5 1
21 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Alin Tilea male 24 22 0
22 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Salvino Vilagrassa male 30 16 1
23 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Vasag Krikorian female 25 9 1
24 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Ioannis Markides male 27 21 0

Summary of Kills Edit

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (10 June)
24. Dubravka Kuzmanović of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia is killed by Murtaz Pkheidze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia.
23. Blagica Suwandi of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia is killed by Salvino Vilagrassa of Flag of Spain.svg Spain.
22. Alin Tilea of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Rosie Danton of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England.
21. Ioannis Markides of Flag of Greece.svg Greece is killed by Priscilla Richardson of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
20. Nyla Matsouka of Flag of Greece.svg Greece is caught in a collapsing apartment and dies.
Day 2 (11 June)
19. Orietta Mongillo of Flag of Italy.svg Italy Veton Sprostranov of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia.
18. Torgestur Viderø of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is killed by Priscilla Richardson of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
17. Pamela Montesi of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed by Andrusha Tereschenko of Flag of Russia.svg Russia.
Day 3 (12 June)
16. Salvino Vilagrassa of Flag of Spain.svg Spain is killed by Andrusha Tereschenko of Flag of Russia.svg Russia.
15. Martina Kadunic of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia is killed by Margery Fuchs of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
14. Antoine Timmermans of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium is killed by Margery Fuchs of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
13. Murtaz Pkheidze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia is killed by Maikki Rantala of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
12. Priscilla Richardson of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland is killed by Maikki Rantala of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
11. Ovidia Marcelin of Flag of Spain.svg Spain is killed by Margery Fuchs of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
10. Vanessa Serra of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by Vasag Krikorian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.
Day 4 (13 June)
09. Vasag Krikorian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is killed by Veton Sprostanov of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia.

Group C Edit

The Battle Royale for Group C took place from 9 June to 13 June.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Nasia Aggelidou female 45 20 1
02 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Levin Busenhart male 18 7 0
03 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Lubomír Šimek male 46 4 1
04 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Chloe Weidmann female 13 5 1
05 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Stepas Landzius male 20 22 0
06 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Fauske Nurbekev male 44 14 0
07 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Harry Farbridge male 23 8 0
08 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Frangisk Petre female 37 19 0
09 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Jessica Philippon female 20 12 0
10 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Florina Remund female 22 11 0
11 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Zlatica Záhorecá female 28 13 0
12 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Lachlan Bennett male 16 15 0
13 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Diogo Águas male 19 3 2
14 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Aurora Boli female 24 9 0
15 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Vincenta Buziute female 24 10 1
16 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Mathias Spengler male 30 21 0
17 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Madeline Trudgeon female 13 1 4
18 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Georgiana Pîrvulescu female 40 24 0
19 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Talia Fleischer female 29 18 0
20 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Roseline Jaubert female 37 6 1
21 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Indra De Roock female 30 2 3
22 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Johanna Weil female 29 23 0
23 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Tankut Asik male 22 16 1
24 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Stanislava Loupalová female 44 17 0

Summary of Kills Edit

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (09 June)
24. Georgiana Pîrvulescu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Nasia Aggelidou of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus.
23. Johanna Weil of Flag of Wales.svg Wales is killed by Madeline Trudgeon of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
22. Stepas Landiuz of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania is killed by Indra De Roock of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
Day 2 (10 June)
21. Mathias Spengler of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland is killed by Vincenta Buziute of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania.
20. Nasia Aggelidou of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus is killed by Lubomír Šimek of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic.
19. Frangisk Petre of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is killed by Chloe Weidmann of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
18. Talia Fleischer of Flag of Israel.svg Israel is killed by Tankut Asik of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey.
17. Stanislava Loupalová of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic is killed by Indra De Roock of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
Day 3 (11 June)
16. Tankut Asik of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Madeline Trudgeon of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
Day 4 (12 June)
15. Lachlan Bennett of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland is caught in a collapsing apartment building and dies.
Day 5 (13 June)
14. Fauske Nurbekev of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is killed by Roseline Jaubert of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
13. Zlatica Záhorecá of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia is killed by Indra De Roock of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
12. Jessica Philippon of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco is killed by Diogo Águas of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.
11. Florina Remund of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is killed by Diogo Águas of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.
10. Vincenta Buziute of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania is killed by Madeline Trudgeon of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
09. Aurora Boli of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland is killed by Madeline Trudgeon of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.

Group D Edit

The Battle Royale for Group D took place between June 11 and June 15, in Chișinău.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Adila Berović female 22 16 1
02 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Jonas Vester male 21 17 0
03 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Alex Maurice male 33 4 1
04 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Solomonija Lāce female 26 22 0
05 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Jon Lumani male 44 11 1
06 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Freymodur Martensson male 45 24 0
07 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Kostya Sapogov male 30 2 2
08 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Tofiq Teymurazli male 19 20 0
09 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Nerenxa Brozi female 45 9 2
10 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Helene Jakobson female 48 3 1
11 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Axel Göransson male 38 7 0
12 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Christine Liljeström female 22 10 1
13 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Amanta Casas female 37 7 0
14 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Bogdan Obradović male 35 6 0
15 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Greta Reifnirsdottir female 26 15 0
16 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Lúbomir Ján male 25 14 0
17 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Katerina Lyudmilova female 44 5 0
18 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Kaspars Nurmsalu male 19 19 0
19 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Severin Gerstmann male 34 1 3
20 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Pavel Mikhalchuk male 35 12 2
21 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Ferid Ivanković male 49 18 0
22 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Nadezhda Dapčević female 32 13 0
23 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Birgun Aksu female 42 23 0
24 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Cliff Woodmore male 23 21 0

Summary of Kills Edit

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (10 June)
24. Freymodur Martnesson of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland is killed by Kostya Sapogov of Flag of Russia.svg Russia.
23. Birgun Aksu of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Jon Lumani of Flag of Albania.svg Albania.
22. Solomonija Lāce of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is killed by Nerexa Brozi of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo.
21. Cliff Woodmore of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England is killed by Pavel Mikhalchuk of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine.
20. Tofiq Teymurazli of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan is killed by Severin Gerstmann of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.
19. Kaspars Nurmsalu of Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia is killed by Severin Gerstmann of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.
18. Ferid Ivanković of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina is killed by Christine Liljeström of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden.
Day 2 (11 June)
17. Jonas Vester of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is killed by Pavel Mikhalchuk of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine.
16. Adila Berovic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina is killed by Alex Maurice of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.
15. Greta Reifnirsdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland falls out of the tall tree she was sleeping in and dies.
Day 3 (12 June)
14. Lúbomir Ján of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia is killed by Severin Gerstmann of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.
13. Nadezhda Dapčević of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro is killed by Nerenxa Brozi of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo.
Day 4 (13 June)
12. Pavel Mikhalchuk of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine is chased down by a pack of muttation dogs and is mauled to death.
11. Jon Lumani of Flag of Albania.svg Albania is chased down by a pack of muttation dogs and is mauled to death.
Day 5 (14 June)
10. Christine Liljeström of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden is strangled by Kostya Sapogov of Flag of Russia.svg Russia.
Day 6 (15 June)
09. Nerenxa Brozi of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo is killed by Helene Jakobson of Flag of Norway.svg Norway.

The Grand Final
Edit

EBR 2033 Qualifiers

Light blue countries represent those whose female qualified, the dark blue for those whose male qualified, and the medium blue for those who had both citizens qualify for the Grand Final. Countries in red failed to qualify either citizen.

Live from the Arena! Edit

Welcome to the start of the Eurovision Battle Royale 2033. We are coming to you live from Chișinău, which is the location of this year's Arena. In just under 5 minutes, the thirty-two finalists who battled their way through the semi-finals, and the top two finishers in the quarterfinal, will join the host country's own two automatic qualifiers in the Arena, where they will commence a fight-to-the-death in which only one person will be left standing. That person will forever be honored as a hero in their country and have their name etched in the history books as a Eurovision Battle Royale champion. We can only imagine how nervous the competing citizens must be.

It looks like the citizens are being raised onto their pods. With all the pomp and months of preparations over with, we can finally say with delight: let the 18th Eurovision Battle Royale begin!

Day 1 (June 24)Edit

  • Fabien Arceneaux of Flag of France.svg France is killed by Indra De Roock of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
  • Lorenzo Murabito of Flag of Italy.svg Italy is killed by Chloe Weidmann of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
  • Sogghomon Babaian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is killed by Amanta Casas of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra.
  • Seweryn Borowiak of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is killed by Amanta Casas of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra.
  • Kostya Sapogov of Flag of Russia.svg Russia is heavily injured and is mercy-killed by his ally Aleksandra Dounar of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus.
  • Bogdan Obradović of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia is killed by Harry Farbridge of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.

    Summary Edit

    This concludes Day 1. It was a cloudy, gloomy mid-afternoon in Chișinău when the citizens ran towards the Cornucopia at the commencement of this year's Eurovision. Big favorites like Fabien, Lorenzo, and Kostya were killed almost immediately at the bloodbath, which was a shock. The surprise-citizens of the day were the only two citizens who had to go through both the quarterfinals and the semi-finals: Amanta of Andorra, who got 2 kills, and Harry of Wales, who now has 1.

    Six citizens died, 30 remain.

    Day 2 (June 25)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 3 (June 26)Edit

  • Amanta Casas of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is killed by Diogo Águas of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.
  • Maria Honigsberg of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany is killed by Alex Maurice of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.
  • Alex Maurice of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco is killed by Augustina Gheorghita of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.
  • Aleksandra Dounar of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus is killed by Barna Nagy of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary.

    Summary Edit

    After a quiet second day, this third day was full of surprises. First, Amanta of Andorra was killed despite being the strongest citizen of the first day. Second, Alex of Maurice was killed nearly immediately after he just finished killing another citizen. Coincidentally, it was committed by the host nation's own citizen, Augustina. Lastly, Aleksandra of Belarus seemed like a tough citizen to kill, but fellow quarterfinalist-survivor Barna of Hungary killed her easily in the rural edges of the city.

    Four citizens died, 26 remain.

    Day 4 (June 27)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 5 (June 28)Edit

  • Harry Farbridge of Flag of Wales.svg Wales is killed by Jade Rondeau of Flag of France.svg France.
  • Casimiro Altobello of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed by Chloe Weidmann of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
  • Renato Borić of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed in a trap by Chloe Weidmann of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
  • Madeline Trudgeon of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland is killed by Severin Gerstmann of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.

    Summary Edit

    The Germanics dominated the Eurovision today. Harry and Madeline were the surprise deaths, especially Madeline as she won her Group through witty traps and was predicted to do well. But unfortunately for her, she was seen trying to hide and set a trap by Severin of Germany, and he easily strangled her with his chain weapon. Chloe of Austria, the other Germanic, got her 2nd and 3rd kills today, at just age 13. Many think her cunning traps and stealth can make her the youngest champion in history.

    Four citizens died, 22 remain.

    Day 6 (June 29)Edit

  • Rosie Danton of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England is killed by Jade Rondeau of Flag of France.svg France.
  • Katerina Lyudmilova of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria is killed by Levin Busenhart of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
  • Andrusha Tereschenko of Flag of Russia.svg Russia dies of dehydration and fatigue.
  • Veton Sprostranov of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia is killed by Chloe Weidmann of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.

    Summary Edit

    This 13 year old genius from Austria might be the most bizarre and popular winner ever. She is rarely seen on camera, yet the Event Organizers of course know she is the one performing the "mysterious" kills since they have eyes and trackers on everybody. Chloe killed Veton of Macedonia, by doing a trip wire into an apartment block that lead to a cement block falling on top of his head. In other news, Andrusha of Russia - a former favorite - died of dehydration after having failed to find a water source since Day 1. Lastly, Jade of France is looking like a potential champion, getting her second kill of the Eurovision against Rosie of England, a formidable citizen.

    Four citizens died, 18 remain.

    Day 7 (June 30)Edit

  • Augustina Gheorghita of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova is killed by Axel Göransson of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden.
  • Levin Busenhart of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Barna Nagy of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary.
  • Summary Edit

    It was a quieter night, but a sad one for the host country. The first of their two citizens was killed - Augustina, the only one of the two to have made any participation in events during the Eurovision. Axel of Sweden was the killer, finally coming out of seclusion to find food, of which he had run out. Levin of Luxembourg was killed by Barna, which is not a surprise since Barna is seen as a dark horse.

    Two citizen died, 16 remain.

    Day 8 (July 1)Edit

  • Helene Jakobson of Flag of Norway.svg Norway is killed by Maikki Rantala of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
  • Margery Fuchs of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland is killed by Severin Gerstmann of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.
  • Lubomír Šimek of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic is chased down and killed by rabid muttation dogs.

    Summary Edit

    Maikki of Finland seems to finally be showing her worth, or maybe that was her plan: wait until the very end to show her true strength to increase her chances of survival. In any case, she killed the Norwegian citizen in an even match in the heart of Chisinau. Severin of Germany is proving more and more to be a contender to win after he got his second kill by killing Margery of Northern Ireland. Lastly, Lubomír of Czechia had been starving since Day 1, and he was too weak and feeble to outrun them, and was subsequently mauled to death.

    Three citizens died, 13 remain.

    Day 9 (July 2)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 10 (July 3)Edit

  • Alexandru Baciu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova is killed by Indra De Roock of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
  • Chloe Weidmann of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria is killed by her own trap while climbing down a tree.

    Summary Edit

    More shock! The number one favorite to win, Chloe of Austria, was ironically killed by her very own trap. She was running away from the wild muttation dog pack that has been terrorizing the arena for the past few days, and in her adrenaline-fueled state, she didn't realize that she climbing the same tree she set a trap on just a few days previous. As she climbed, her hand pierced a bark colored spike, causing her to fall down and land on grass colored spikes, and die. In other news, the host country of Moldova's last citizen was killed, this time by Indra of Belgium, who many see as a potential dark horse due to her only killing when necessary, and being strong.

    Two citizens died, 11 remain.

    Day 11 (July 4)Edit

    Attention Citizens: the Cornucopia, located in the center plaza of Chisinau, has been replenished overnight with food, water, medicine, and new weapons. Good luck.

  • Barna Nagy of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary is killed by Gelormo Camenzuli of Flag of Malta.svg Malta.
  • Maikki Rantala of Flag of Finland.svg Finland is killed by Jade Rondeau of Flag of France.svg France.
  • Severin Gerstmann of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany is killed by Diogo Águas of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.

    Summary Edit

    Wow! We're really down to the wire now and it looks like anyone can win it now. Barna was a dark horse to win, but out of nowhere Gelormo of Malta decided to show his true colors and was able to overpower and slit the throat of Barna at the cornucopia. Later on, Jade and Maikki got into a fight. Many thought Jade would win since she was the stronger citizen, and they were right: she was able to stab Maikki twice in the chest and leave her to die. But the most surprising came from the two male citizens from Germany and Portugal. The two hadn't been seen in a few days and many thought they could be weak, but no: they were still strong. The two's battle could have been a final one to decide the champion, but alas it wasn't and the more athletic and lithe Diogo of Portugal managed to slash Severin with a sword, right as Severing was about to swing his medieval morning star instrument at him.

    Three citizens died, 8 remain.

    Day 12 (July 5)Edit

  • Axel Göransson of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden is killed by Indra De Roock of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
  • Diogo Águas of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by Jade Rondeau of Flag of France.svg France.

    Summary Edit

    This Eurovision has been filled with more twists and turns than usual. Now we have two main favorites dead, and things getting closer and closer to the end. Let's assess the remaining citizens.

    Jade of France seems to be the favorite, with 4 kills, followed closely by Indra of Belgium, who has 3. The two have been the most active and dangerous throughout the battle royale, but as always, it's usually the favorites that get surprisingly killed at the end. Third favorite to win is Gelormo of Malta. He isn't seen much, but he has three total kills throughout the entire Eurovision and when he IS seen, he is extremely lethal despite his age. Behind him is Sergei of Montenegro. He won Group A and many thought he would be a stand-out star, but he has yet to have even crossed another citizen so far in the Grand Final. Roseline of Luxembourg is after him. She obtained one kill in her Group, but like Sergei hasn't been seen at all in the Grand Final. Lastly, Arkadios of Cyprus was predicted by absolutely no one to make it out of his Group, yet he did, then no one expected him to make it past the first day of the Grand Final, yet here he is, in the top 6. He has no kills, is rather middle-aged, and could easily be beaten by any of the remaining citizens. Will he pull of a miraculous victory for the tiny Mediterranean island?

    Two citizens died, 6 remain.

    Day 13 (July 6)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 14 (July 7)Edit

  • Roseline Jaubert of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Gelormo Camenzuli of Flag of Malta.svg Malta.
  • Jade Rondeau of Flag of France.svg France is caught in a collapsing apartment building and dies.
  • Gelormo Camenzuli of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is killed by Arkadios Georgiades of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus.

    Summary Edit

    We have a stunning turn of events here in Chisinau! Two of the top three favorite citizens to win, Jade of France and Gelormo of Malta, have been killed very surprisingly. After all this, it looked like France would get that first victory they desperately crave. Jade made it so close, but with extremely terrible luck she was caught in one of the collapsing apartment buildings. She realized this, and sprinted down the apartment block stairs, but couldn't reach the exit in time and was crushed in the collapse. Later, Gelormo was drinking in a pond in one of the western parks when out of nowhere a shadow loomed over him; it was Arkadios of Cyprus with a shovel! He repeatedly hit Gelormo with it, and even sliced his face with the sharp sides, until Gelormo was dead.

    Well that certainly proved the world wrong! Many people didn't think Arkadios had it in him. Of course, over the past 18 years we've seen countless citizens pretend to be weak until the very end, then show their true strengths. Arkadios legitimately fooled everyone into thinking he was a frail old man, even viewers at home. He is now joint favorite to win, along with Indra of Belgium. Sergei of Montenegro is a bit far behind, but anyone could win, and we have a feeling it will happen within the next day!

    Three citizens died, 3 remain.

    Day 15 (July 8)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 16 (July 9)Edit

    Attention Citizens! A huge earthquake has been predicted to strike within 10 seconds of the end of this message. Find safety and good luck!

  • Arkadios Georgiades of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus is killed by Sergei Kostić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.
  • Indra De Roock of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium is killed by a falling building.

    Summary Edit

    And that's it. In a surprise twist, the winner of the 18th Eurovision Battle Royale is Sergei Kostić of Montenegro, congratulations!

    Final Results Edit

    # Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
    01 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Sergei Kostić male 15 1 1
    02 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Gelormo Camenzuli male 19 4 2
    03 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Margery Fuchs female 26 15 0
    04 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Maikki Rantala female 29 10 1
    05 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Bogdan Obradović male 35 31 0
    06 Flag of France.svg France Jade Rondeau female 34 5 4
    07 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Helene Jakobson female 48 16 0
    08 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Katerina Lyudmilova female 44 21 0
    09 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Augustina Gheorghita female 29 18 1
    10 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Alexandru Baciu male 47 13 0
    11 Flag of France.svg France Fabien Arceneaux male 43 36 0
    12 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Alex Maurice male 33 28 1
    13 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Arkadios Georgiades male 46 3 1
    14 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Lorenzo Murabito male 43 35 0
    15 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Veton Sprostranov male 33 19 0
    16 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Soghomon Babaian male 17 34 0
    17 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Harry Farbridge male 23 26 1
    18 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Andrusha Tereschenko female 17 20 0
    19 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Renato Borić male 42 24 0
    20 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Chloe Weidmann female 13 12 4
    21 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Levin Busenhart male 18 17 1
    22 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Diogo Águas male 19 7 2
    23 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Severin Gerstmann male 34 9 2
    24 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Lubomír Šimek male 46 14 0
    25 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Indra De Roock female 30 2 3
    26 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Kostya Sapogov male 30 32 0
    27 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Axel Göransson male 38 8 1
    28 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Maria Honigsberg female 49 29 0
    29 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Amanta Casas female 37 30 2
    30 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Casimiro Altobello male 18 25 0
    31 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Madeline Trudgeon female 13 23 0
    32 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Barna Nagy male 29 11 2
    33 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Roseline Jaubert female 37 6 0
    34 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Aleksandra Dounar female 37 27 1
    35 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Seweryn Borowiak male 22 33 0
    36 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Rosie Danton female 21 22 0
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