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Eurovision Battle Royale 2032
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Dates
Semi-Final 1 June 10 - June 15
Semi-Final 2 June 11 - June 15
Semi-Final 3 June 12 - June 19
Grand Final June 25 - July 5
Host
Host Country 1280px-Flag of England.svg England
Arena London
Participants
Participating Countries 55
Debuting None
Returning None
Withdrawing None
Result
Winning Citizen Mila Raileanu
Country Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova
Kills 7
Eurovision Battle Royale
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The Eurovision Battle Royale 2032, also known as the Eurovision 2032, or the EBR 2032, or more simply host country 2032, was the 17th annual edition of the Battle Royale contest that took place in England. A total of 55 countries announced their intent to participate in the event. The Battle Royale consisted of three semi-finals, with each starting 24 hours after the one that preceded it.

The host country, England, was the winning nation of the 16th edition the year before, which gave them automatic hosting responsibilities for this edition, as well as automatically qualifying them to the Grand Final. The other countries were obliged to compete in three semi-finals, with each being distributed randomly through a random draw. During the semi-finals, 36 citizens participated in a fight to the death until only between 11 and 12 citizens remained, with the remaining qualifying for the Grand Final in which another fight to the death would take place, this time until only one remained.

The winner of this edition of the Eurovision Battle Royale was Mila Raileanu of Moldova. She outlived Blanche Watson of Ireland, who finished as the runner-up after being trampled to death by wild muttation horses. Hayri Oren of Turkey, Bianka Engberg of Sweden, and Gosdan Hekimyan of Armenia completed the Top 5. The host country, England, had it's citizens finishing in 15th and 17th place.

Arena[]

Like last year, England decided to have multiple locations for the Arena, to showcase the English landscape and spread the joy of the Eurovision. It was decided on 12 August 2031 that London would host the first semi-final, the Castle and Cliffs of Dover would host the second, the Wiltshire countryside would host the third, and the Lake District of Ennerdale would play host to the Grand Final.

Arena for Semi-Final 1.
Arena for Semi-Final 2.
Arena for Semi-Final 3.
Arena for the Grand Final.

Format and Rules[]

The draw to determine in which semi-final each country would participate, as well as the podium numbers on which the host country's citizens would start, took place in the Palace of Westminster, on the 5th of December, 2031. Each country had until December 1st to announce their intent to participate in the Eurovision, and each country had until March 6, 2032 to submit their citizens.

The majority of countries chose their citizen through an internal selection, by means of a "Reaping". The reaping occurs when the governments of Europe, each organizes a televised lottery of their citizens where every single one, aged between 13 and 50, are obliged to have their names placed into a big pot of sorts, and after randomizing the names like a true lottery, one male and one female name are read out live on national television by government officials. These citizens are the reaped citizens to represent their country in the Eurovision. It's notable that each year the majority of citizens see this as an exciting honor, and many volunteer to be picked. To profit from this, it's necessary for each hopeful volunteer to pay money in order for their name to be entered more than once. This process could cost from as little as £50 in poorer countries, to £500 in more wealthy ones. The maximum number of times that a volunteer can have their name in a pot is 100. One would think that there wouldn't be that many volunteers for such a violent and life-ending event, but in this universe, the citizens of Europe look extremely positively on the event and see it as rebirth of the Golden Age of Ancient Greece and Rome; therefore, there are thousands of citizens each year who try to volunteer to bring glory and honor to their country.

In the build-up to the actual event, each reaped citizen is invited to many locations all throughout Europe to promote themselves, forge alliances with the other citizens, and talk with potential sponsors. These official parties are announced by the Event Organizers (EOs) usually around the start of the new year. These are televised and watched by millions as well, similar to how millions each year watch the red carpet for award shows.

The list of Official Parties for this year:

  • Flag of France.svg France: Paris (14 March)
  • Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary: Budapest (28 March)
  • Flag of Russia.svg Russia: Saint Petersburg (16 April)
  • Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan: Baku (24 April)

These parties aren't obligatory however, and some alternatives to this include immediately moving into the Citizen's Village (usually a high-tec tower or complex located in or near the city center of the most populous city in the host country). In any case, citizens are obliged to move into the Citizen's Village before the X of May, 20xx. This is because each citizen needs time to get their fitness up and competitive to put on an entertaining TV show, as well as acclimate to the host country. The EOs provide each country and citizen with their own team of trainers, cooks, stylists, and other specialists free of charge to ensure that each citizen can become fit and competitive enough so the Battle Royale will be as entertaining as ever. For the month that the citizens live there, they are encouraged to learn survival techniques and work out so their chances of survival in the harsh Arena increases.

The night before the first semi-final, the Opening Ceremony takes place. Comparable to Olympic ceremonies, this ceremony celebrates the history and culture of the host country, and further includes multiple shows of firework, music, and other cultural and ethnic performances, as well as high-tec displays and other pyrotechnics. Following the cultural show is the Parade of Nations. Each citizen from the participating countries were brought into the main complex (usually the widest and biggest street in the Capitol of the host country) on high-tec self-driving chariots and shown to billions worldwide. More so, each chariot was decorated with symbols from the country each citizen is from, and followed their national flag. As soon as the pomp and celebration finished, the EOs and government officials of the host country gave speeches, the Eurovision Battle Royale flag was raised with the host country's flag, and the citizen's oath. The final event of the ceremony is the lighting of the cauldron, performed by the winner of the previous edition in every edition so far except the first.

Following the Opening Ceremony, the citizens are forced into lockdown in the Citizen's Village until their semi-final. It is forbidden for a citizen to have prior knowledge to results in a semi-final or access to anything that could give them an advantage in their semi-final. In fact, the citizens are forced to go with television and internet until their semi-final. This is to assure that the suspense is retained and each citizen participates fairly.

Tie-Break rules for the Semi-Finals[]

  1. Top 11 or 12 remaining citizens in each semi-final all live to compete in the Grand Final
  2. Of those, they are firstly ranked by number of kills they have committed.
  3. If all is still tied, then the Degrees of Separation Rule is enforced. (for those tied with 2+ kills, this is applied first)
ex. Jan of Germany kills only Teo of Belgium. Teo of Belgium had killed 2 other citizens beforehand. Erik of Sweden only kills Andriy of Russia. Andriy of Russia had killed 1 citizen beforehand. Jan of Germany will be ranked higher than Erik of Sweden in the semi-finals.
4. If the citizens still have the same number of kills, then the tie-break favors the one that reached that number of kills the earliest. (this only applies to citizens with 1 kill)
5. This Degree of Separation Rule will continue until necessary.
6. If all is still tied, the tie-break favors those who are furthest away from pod number 18.
7. If all is still tied, then the citizens will share the position.


Qualification for the Grand Final[]

Thirty-six citizens participated in each semi-final. Fifty-five countries participated in the Eurovision Battle Royale this year.

Semi-Final 1[]

The first semi-final took place between June 10 and June 15, in London.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Willa Bladder female 42 23 0
02 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Neļa Melngaile female 29 18 0
03 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Heidi Steinbacher female 16 19 2
04 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Safeta Radović female 48 9 1
05 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Jonathan Beaux male 36 16 0
06 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Rui Dias male 44 4 1
07 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Niemir Hottiger male 33 29 0
08 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Gosdan Hekimyan male 23 6 1
09 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Artem Tarasovych male 40 27 1
10 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Temur Ujmajuridze male 48 12 0
11 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Lucas Fleischman male 22 10 0
12 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Joniana Gjoni female 40 30 0
13 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Simeon Okin male 50 34 0
14 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Chloe Jennings female 20 14 0
15 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Marina Hristova female 21 13 1
16 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Stanimir Ogorevac male 28 32 0
17 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Kemhebek Nurbolatev male 26 20 0
18 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Maisie Fleming female 47 11 0
19 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Giogoula Viktoralou female 42 8 1
20 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Keti Giorgadze female 14 35 0
21 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Heiki Nurme male 28 25 0
22 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Veronika Bratislavská female 32 1 3
23 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Giovanni Seracino male 29 31 0
24 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Alžběta Šimonová female 44 21 0
25 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Rémy Carette male 18 3 2
26 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Alicia Woods female 45 22 0
27 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Edna Silberstein female 31 7 1
28 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Oskar Kitowski male 30 24 1
29 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Sólrið Djurhuus female 16 36 0
30 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Elise Van Daele female 27 2 2
31 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Angelika Marecka female 20 26 0
32 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Elariz Rizalü male 18 33 0
33 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Madeleine Asselineau female 16 15 3
34 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Juraj Vukšić male 50 5 1
35 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Stanko Pešić male 49 17 2
36 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Vojtěch Fišer male 29 28 0

Summary of Kills[]

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (10 June)
36. Sólrid Djurhuus of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is killed by Artem Tarasovych of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine.
35. Keti Giorgadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia is killed by Veronika Bratislavská of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia.
34. Simeon Okin of Flag of Israel.svg Israel is killed by Heidi Steinbacher of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.
33. Elariz Rizalü of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan is killed by Rémy Carette of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
32. Stanimir Ogorevac of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia is killed by Marina Hristova of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria.
31. Giovanni Seracino of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is killed by Madeleine Asselineau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
30. Joniana Gjoni of Flag of Albania.svg Albania is killed by Madeleine Asselineau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
29. Niemir Hottiger of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is killed by Oskar Kitowski of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
Day 2 (11 June)
28. Vojtěch Fišer of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic is killed by Heidi Steinbacher of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.
27. Artem Tarasovych of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine falls off the side of Tower Bridge and drowns in the River Thames.
26. Angelika Marecka of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is killed by Gosdan Hekimyan of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.
25. Heiki Nurme of Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia is crushed by falling bricks in a trap set by Elise Van Daele of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
24. Oskar Kitowski of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is crushed by falling bricks in a trap set by Elise Van Daele of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
23. Willa Bladder of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands is killed by Madeleine Asselineau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
22. Alicia Woods of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland is attacked and killed by muttation swans in Hyde Park.
Day 3 (12 June)
21. Alžbeta Simonová of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic is killed by Rémy Carette of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
20. Kemhebek Nurbolatev of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is killed by Stanko Pešić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.
19. Heidi Steinbacher of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany is killed by Stanko Pešić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.
18. Neļa Melngaile of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is killed by Veronika Bratislavská of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia.
Day 4 (13 June)
17. Stanko Pešić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro is killed by Veronika Bratislavská of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia.
16. Jonathan Beaux of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco is killed by Edna Silberstein of Flag of Israel.svg Israel.
Day 5 (14 June)
15. Madeleine Asselineau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Rui Dias of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.
14. Chloe Jennings of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria is killed by Giogoula Viktoralou of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus.
Day 6 (15 June)
13. Marina Hristova of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria is killed by Juraj Vukšić of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
12. Temur Ujmajuridze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia is killed by Safeta Radovic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina.

Semi-Final 2[]

The second semi-final took place between June 11 and June 15, in Dover Castle and the Cliffs.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Mineyeva Olegovna female 42 16 1
02 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Philia Alexandrou female 24 20 0
03 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Olivia Birchmeier female 33 24 0
04 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Zachary Branson male 46 34 0
05 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Christina Mortensen female 27 8 0
06 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Licinio Desclot male 14 5 1
07 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Katina Terziovska female 27 28 0
08 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Tetyana Dmytrivna female 31 9 0
09 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Collin Chambers male 30 22 0
10 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Jóel Jákupsson male 39 4 1
11 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Fausto Bertolotti male 32 14 1
12 Flag of France.svg France Mathis Beauvau male 24 10 0
13 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Kellen Haldesen male 27 2 3
14 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Alba Ivars female 45 31 0
15 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Kasparas Svirskas male 38 18 1
16 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Rosalina de Freitas female 15 11 0
17 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Ombretta Frascella female 19 23 0
18 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Dünya Abdulova female 31 35 0
19 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Nathan Poole male 21 12 0
20 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Shqiponja Dobric female 16 17 0
21 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Andrej Dobrovodský male 26 19 0
22 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Hayri Oren male 26 7 1
23 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Christian Wilcox male 17 32 0
24 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Otto Brunschweiler male 39 1 4
25 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Iulien Nicolescu male 33 27 1
26 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Ognyan Zhivkov male 49 30 0
27 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Orges Oseku male 35 36 0
28 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Jánós Jónás male 47 33 0
29 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Avery Andros male 49 21 1
30 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Damian Vadimovich male 23 25 0
31 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Asiya Timourev female 19 15 1
32 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Viktor Åberg male 49 6 1
33 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Valentina Bennett female 36 26 2
34 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Rune Okland male 25 29 0
35 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Inka Aaltonen female 41 3 3
36 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Tomas Nikoloau male 27 13 0

Summary of Kills[]

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (11 June)
36. Orges Oseku of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo is killed by Valentina Bennett of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.
35. Dünya Abdulova of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan is killed by Valentina Bennett of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.
34. Zachary Branson of Flag of Wales.svg Wales doesn't notice the cliffs off the edge of the castle and accidentally falls down them.
33. Jánós Jónás of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary is killed by Kasparas Svirskas of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania.
32. Christian Wilcox of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland is killed by Iulien Nicolescu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania.
31. Alba Ivars of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is killed by Inka Aaltonen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
30. Ognyan Zhivkov of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria is killed by Inka Aaltonen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
29. Rune Okland of Flag of Norway.svg Norway is pushed off the cliffs by Kellen Haldesen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
28. Katina Terziovska of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia is killed by Avery Andros of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus.
27. Iulien Nicolescu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Mineyeva Olegovna of Flag of Russia.svg Russia.
Day 2 (12 June)
26. Valentina Bennett of Flag of Wales.svg Wales is killed by Jóel Jákupsson of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands.
25. Damian Vadimovich of Flag of Russia.svg Russia is killed by Otto Brunschweiler of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
24. Olivia Birchmeier of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is killed by Kellen Haldesen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
23. Ombretta Frascella of Flag of Italy.svg Italy is killed by Fausto Bertolotti of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino.
22. Collin Chambers of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland is killed by Otto Brunschweiler of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
21. Avery Andros of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus is killed by Kellen Haldesen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
Day 3 (13 June)
20. Philia Alexandrou of Flag of Greece.svg Greece is killed by Asiya Timourev of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan.
19. Andrej Dobrovodský of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia is pushed off the edges of the Cliffs by a pack of muttation sheep.
Day 4 (14 June)
18. Kasparas Svirskas of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania is killed by Otto Brunschweiler of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
17. Shqiponja Dobric of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo is killed by Hayri Oren of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey.
16. Mineyevna Olegovna of Flag of Russia.svg Russia is kileld by Licinio Desclot of Flag of Spain.svg Spain.
Day 5 (15 June)
15. Asiya Timourev of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is killed by Viktor Åberg of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden.
14. Fausto Bertolotti of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed by Otto Brunschweiler of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
13. Tomas Nikoloau of Flag of Greece.svg Greece is killed by Inka Aaltonen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.

Semi-Final 3[]

The third semi-final took place between June 12 and June 19.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Léo Geiger male 33 16 2
02 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Sanja Jocić female 25 25 0
03 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Rose-Marie Touchard female 18 12 0
04 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Marija Popović female 45 30 0
05 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Ezib Alečković male 13 7 1
06 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Mirjam Prodan female 36 17 0
07 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Pompea Surdo female 42 27 0
08 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Alessio Maniaci male 45 1 3
09 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Blanche Watson female 49 3 2
10 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Tatyana Luchanok female 45 35 0
11 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Bianka Engberg female 48 6 1
12 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Talar Kazandjian female 28 10 0
13 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Isabela Sever female 31 34 0
14 Flag of France.svg France Esther Allemand female 20 28 0
15 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Magnus Ardes male 34 33 0
16 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Nora Botnari female 49 5 2
17 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Alexei Ivanov male 42 29 0
18 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Yaroslav Kolas male 47 11 0
19 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Radoslav Temelkoski male 26 22 0
20 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Lorenza Constantino female 28 31 0
21 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Juriks Ostrovskis male 14 23 1
22 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Tansu Asena female 38 26 1
23 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Nikolett Illés female 17 24 1
24 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Stefania Neascu female 44 36 0
25 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Max Hochstrasser male 45 21 1
26 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Ella Hwang female 20 4 2
27 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Salvija Liaudanskaite female 33 9 0
28 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Mirja Hjórvarsdottir female 41 20 0
29 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Batush Useni male 30 2 3
30 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Vladeta Pajić male 30 18 2
31 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Samuel Viitanen male 43 32 0
32 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Macedoni Brisa male 44 19 1
33 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Finn Michaelsson male 41 13 2
34 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Emilia Wahli female 14 14 0
35 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Mila Raileanu female 47 8 0
36 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Agnes Sibul female 21 15 0

Summary of Kills[]

Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (12 June)
36. Stefania Neascu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Nikolett Illés of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary.
35. Tatyana Luchanok of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus is killed by Bianka Engberg of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden.
34. Isabela Sever of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia is killed by Alessio Maniaci of Flag of Italy.svg Italy.
Day 2 (13 June)
33. Magnus Ardes of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands is killed by Tansu Asena of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey.
32. Samuel Viitanen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland is killed by Batush Useni of Flag of Albania.svg Albania.
31. Lorenza Constantino of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed by Macedoni Brisa of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra.
30. Marija Popović of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia is killed by Finn Michaelsson of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
29. Alexei Ivanov of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova is killed by Vladeta Pajić of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia.
Day 3 (14 June)
28. Esther Allemand of Flag of France.svg France is killed by Ella Hwang of Flag of Norway.svg Norway.
27. Pompea Surdo of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is killed by Blanche Watson of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
26. Tansu Asena of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Blanche Watson of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
25. Sanja Jocic of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro is mercy-killed by her ally Vladeta Pajić of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia.
24. Nikolett Illés of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary is killed by Juriks Ostrovskis of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia.
Day 4 (15 June)
23. Juriks Ostrovskis of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is killed by Max Hochstrasser of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
22. Radoslav Temelkoski of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia is killed by Ezib Alečković of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina.
Day 5 (16 June)
21. Max Hochstrasser of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria is killed by Léo Geiger of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
20. Mirja Hjórvarsdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland is killed by Léo Geiger of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
19. Macedoni Brisa of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is killed by Finn Michaelsson of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
Day 6 (17 June)
18. Vladeta Pajić of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia is killed by Nora Botnari of Flag of Spain.svg Spain.
17. Mirjam Prodan of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed by Ella Hwang of Flag of Norway.svg Norway.
16. Léo Geiger of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Alessio Maniaci of Flag of Italy.svg Italy.
15. Agnes Sibul of Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia is killed by Batush Useni of Flag of Albania.svg Albania.
Day 7 (18 June)
14. Emilia Wahli of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland is killed by Alessio Maniaci of Flag of Italy.svg Italy.
13. Finn Michaelsson of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland is killed by Batush Useni of Flag of Albania.svg Albania.
Day 8 (19 June)
12. Rose-Marie Touchard of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco is killed by Nora Botnari of Flag of Spain.svg Spain.

The Grand Final
[]

EBR Qualification 2032

Light blue countries represent those whose female qualified, the dark blue for those whose male qualified, and the medium blue for those who had both citizens qualify for the Grand Final. Countries in red failed to qualify either citizen.

Live from the Arena![]

Welcome to the start of the Eurovision Battle Royale 2032. We are coming to you live from , which is the location of this year's Arena. In just under 5 minutes, the thirty-four finalists who battled their way through the semi-finals will join the host country's own two automatic qualifiers in the Arena, where they will commence a fight-to-the-death in which only one person will be left standing. That person will forever be honored as a hero in their country and have their name etched in the history books as a Eurovision Battle Royale champion. We can only imagine how nervous the competing citizens must be.

It looks like the citizens are being raised onto their pods. With all the pomp and months of preparations over with, we can finally say with delight: let the 17th Eurovision Battle Royale begin!

Day 1 (June 25)[]

  • Giogoula Viktoralou of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus is killed by Bianka Engberg of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden.
  • Kellen Haldesen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is killed by Otto Brunschweiler of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
  • Licinio Desclot of Flag of Spain.svg Spain is killed by Hayri Oren of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey.
  • Tetyana Dmytrivna of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine is killed by Christina Mortensen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
  • Mathis Beauvau of Flag of France.svg France is killed by Talar Kazandjian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.
  • Rémy Carette of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium is killed by Mila Raileanu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.

    Summary []

    The first person to die today was Giogoula of Cyprus, who was killed by Bianka of Sweden when the two battle over a bag at the Cornucopia. Bianka slashed her torso three times with her blade and ran off with the bag. After that, a huge upset occurred where two citizen, who many thought would be the final two remaining, fought early. Kellen of Denmark and Otto of Switzerland were the heavy favorites, yet they met at the cornucopia. Otto knocked Kellen to the ground and bashed his face into the earth until he died. Licinio was the third to die at the cornucopia, being stabbed in the chest by the much older Hayri of Turkey. In the midst of the chaos of the Cornucopia bloodbath, another surprising death took place. Rémy of Belgium, who many thought would do well, was shot with an arrow by Mila of Moldova, who was able to escape before Rémy's ally Elise could find her and kill her in vengeance. The rest of the day continued without deaths, and the citizens all spread throughout this scenic English countryside.

    The leader so far is Otto of Switzerland, followed by Mila of Moldova and Bianka of Sweden.

    Six citizens died, 30 remain.

    Day 2 (June 26)[]

  • Summer Holbrook of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England is killed by Otto Brunschweiler of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
  • Nora Botnari of Flag of Spain.svg Spain is killed by Alessio Maniaci of Flag of Italy.svg Italy.
  • Veronika Bratislavská of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia is killed by Inka Aaltonen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland.
  • Nathan Poole of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland drowns in Ennerdale Lake.

    Summary []

    Once again Otto of Switzerland continues his dominance of this year's Eurovision, and he is still in the lead with two kills, the latest being that of the host nation's own citizen, Summer. The young 24 year old never stood a chance against Otto, but 18 year old Elias manage to injure Otto pretty well. Alessio of Italy and Inka of Finland have both moved into contention, with each getting their first kills of the Grand Final. Lastly, Nathan was killed trying to swim across Ennerdale water, while running away from the Portuguese citizens.

    Otto of Switzerland remains in the lead, followed by Mila of Moldova and Alessio of Italy.

    Four citizens died, 26 remain.

    Day 3 (June 27)[]

  • Rosalina de Freitas of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by a muttation sheep.
  • Salvija Liaudanskeite of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania is killed by Elise Van Daele of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
  • Otto Brunschweiler of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland is killed by Edna Silberstein of Flag of Israel.svg Israel.

    Summary []

    This will by far go down as the shock of the year! Otto of Switzerland has been killed so early, by Edna of Israel of all people! No one expected it, after the semi-finals he was the odds-on favorite to win the entire Eurovision, and he got off to a great start in the Grand Final with two kills. But his fight with Elias of England left him injured, and his arrogance that he would win was apparent even before the start of the Grand Final. He was strutting through the Arena around high-noon in plain sight, looking for citizens to kill, when a dart pierced his neck. He fell to the soft ground and crawled towards the lake. Edna appeared and stabbed him six times in the back, before fleeing. Otto would die twenty minutes later from his wounds.

    Edna of Israel is now in the lead, followed by Mila of Moldova and Alessio of Italy.

    Three citizens died, 23 remain.

    Day 4 (June 28)[]

    There were no events today.

    Day 5 (June 29)[]

  • Lucas Fleischmann of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany dies of dysentery.
  • Juraj Vukšić of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed by Mila Raileanu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.
  • Rui Dias of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by Jóel Jákupsson of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands.
  • Inka Aaltonen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland is killed by Yaroslav Kolas of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus.
  • Edna Silberstein of Flag of Israel.svg Israel is killed by Ella Hwang of Flag of Norway.svg Norway.
  • Viktor Åberg of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden is killed by Mila Raileanu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.

    Summary []

    The glory of Eurovision is how truly unpredictable it is, and how no citizen is safe from death despite being a favorite. Once again that was proven today; Edna, the killer of former-favorite Otto, was herself killed by someone unsuspecting. No one had given Ella of Norway a thought until today. But in a twist of things, she managed to ambush Edna and defeat her in a fight, only due to a fault of Edna that gave Ella a golden opportunity to throw a knife into her chest. Inka of Finland was also killed, but by Yaroslav of Belarus, who has been quiet for the most part and was seen trying to hide again after killing her. Lastly, MIla of Moldova got two kills today, throwing her firmly into the lead to win this year's Eurovision. Will Eurovision head to Chisinau next year?

    Six citizens died, 17 remain.

    Day 6 (June 30)[]

  • Maisie Fleming of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland is killed by Mila Raileanu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.

    Summary []

    After the excitement yesterday, today was much more calm. Maisie of Northern was wandering the border near Buttermere water and was attacked by Mila of Moldova, who easily killed her by snapping her neck. It's clear who the favorite is.

    One citizen died, 16 remain.

    Day 7 (July 1)[]

  • Batush Useni of Flag of Albania.svg Albania is killed by Bianka Engberg of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden.
  • Elias Tyndall of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England is killed by Christina Mortensen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
  • Christina Mortensen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is Jóel Jákupsson of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands.

    Summary []

    A sad day for the host country as their second and final citizen, Elias, was killed by Christina of Denmark in a battle in the small village of Ennerdale. She herself would later be killed by Jóel of Faroe Islands in the same village. Batush was also killed, this time by Bianka of Sweden.

    Three citizens died, 13 remain.

    Day 8 (July 2)[]

  • Talar Kazandjian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is killed by Safeta Radovic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina.
  • Jóel Jákupsson of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is killed by Mila Raileanu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.

    Summary []

    Mila of Moldova is really starting to believe she could win. She's easily the most dangerous in the Eurovision, and her nearest competitors are 3+ kills behind her.

    Two citizens died, 11 remain.

    Day 9 (July 3)[]

    Attention Citizens, there will be a feast at the Cornucopia in 3 hours.

  • Ezib Alečković of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina is killed by Blanche Watson of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
  • Safeta Radovic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina drowns in the lake.
  • Ella Hwang of Flag of Norway.svg Norway is killed by Gosdan Hekimyan of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.
  • Alessio Maniaci of Flag of Italy.svg Italy is killed by Elise Van Daele of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.

    Summary []

    What an exciting day! Not that many took the chance to go to the Cornucopia a second time, but nevertheless there was plenty of action. The biggest one was the killing of both Bosnians by the Irish citizen, Blanche. She knocked Safeta out cold when the two arrived, and pummeled the young Ezib to death. After killing Ezib, she pushed Safeta into the lake upside down and still unconscious. Safeta floated out and eventually drowned. Later, Ella timidly ran up to get a bag, but was caught off-guard by Gosdan of Armenia, who was hiding. He put her into a chokehold until she died. Lastly, Alessio and Elise had a huge showdown. The two favorites punched each other, until Alessio had Elise pinned to the ground. He stabbed her in the stomach, and it seemed all was lost until Elise noticed a hammer next to her. She reached for it, and turned it backwards to stab the pointy side into the Italian citizens' head. He died on the floor, and while Elise got away this time, her wounds seem too harsh and she is expected to die soon.

    Four citizens died, 7 remain.

    Day 10 (July 4)[]

  • Elise Van Daele of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium dies of her wounds.

    Summary []

    One citizen died, 6 remain.

    Day 11 (July 5)[]

  • Yaroslav Kolas of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus is killed by Blanche Watson of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
  • Gosdan Hekimyan of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is killed by Hayri Oren of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey.
  • Bianka Engberg of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden is killed by Mila Raileanu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.
  • Hayri Oren of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Mila Raileanu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.
  • Blanche Watson of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland is trampled by a stampede of muttation wild horses.

    Summary []

    And that's it! So suddenly, the Eurovision has finished, and the winner of this 17th edition is Mila Raileanu of Moldova, congratulations!

    Final Results[]

    # Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
    01 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Giogoula Viktoralou female 42 36 0
    02 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Salvija Liaudanskeite female 33 25 0
    03 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Nathan Poole male 21 27 0
    04 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Gosdan Hekimyan male 23 5 1
    05 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Licinio Desclot male 14 34 0
    06 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Jóel Jákupsson male 39 12 2
    07 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Summer Holbrook female 24 30 0
    08 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Elias Tyndall male 18 15 0
    09 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Hayri Oren male 26 3 2
    10 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Elise Van Daele female 27 7 2
    11 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Kellen Haldesen male 27 35 0
    12 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Bianka Engberg female 48 4 2
    13 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Veronika Bratislavská female 32 28 0
    14 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Nora Botnari female 49 29 0
    15 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Juraj Vukšić male 50 22 0
    16 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Yaroslav Kolas male 47 6 1
    17 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Ezib Alečković male 13 11 0
    18 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Tetyana Dmytrivna female 31 33 0
    19 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Edna Silberstein female 31 19 1
    20 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Batush Useni male 30 16 0
    21 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Maisie Fleming female 47 17 0
    22 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Lucas Fleischmann male 22 23 0
    23 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Otto Brunschweiler male 39 24 2
    24 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Rémy Carette male 18 31 0
    25 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Safeta Radović female 48 10 1
    26 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Rosalina de Freitas female 15 26 0
    27 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Inka Aaltonen female 41 20 1
    28 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Talar Kazandjian female 28 13 1
    29 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Christina Mortensen female 27 14 2
    30 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Rui Dias male 44 21 0
    31 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Viktor Åberg male 49 18 0
    32 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Ella Hwang female 20 9 1
    33 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Mila Raileanu female 47 1 7
    34 Flag of France.svg France Mathis Beauvau male 24 32 0
    35 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Alessio Maniaci male 45 8 1
    36 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Blanche Watson female 49 2 2
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