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Eurovision Battle Royale 2031
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Dates
Semi-Final 1 29 May - 3 June
Semi-Final 2 30 May - 4 June
Semi-Final 3 31 May - 4 June
Grand Final 13 June - 22 June
Host
Host Country Flag of Russia.svg Russia
Arena Klyuchevskaya Sopka (Semi-Final 1)

Ubsunur Hollow (Semi-Final 2)

Dyatlov Pass (Semi-Final 3)

Moscow (Grand Final)

Participants
Participating Countries 55
Debuting None
Returning None
Withdrawing None
Result
Winning Citizen Ella Goddard
Country 1280px-Flag of England.svg England
Kills 3
Eurovision Battle Royale
↞ 20302032 ↠

The Eurovision Battle Royale 2031, also known as the Eurovision 2031, or the EBR 2031, or more simply Russia 2039, was the 16th annual edition of the Battle Royale contest that took place in the Russian Federation. A total of 55 countries announced their intent to participate in the event. The Battle Royale consisted of three semi-finals, with each starting 24 hours after the one that preceded it.

The host country, Russia, was the winning nation of the 15th edition the year before, which gave them automatic hosting responsibilities for this edition, as well as automatically qualifying them to the Grand Final. The other countries were obliged to compete in three semi-finals, with each being distributed randomly through a random draw. During the semi-finals, 36 citizens participated in a fight to the death until only between 11 and 12 citizens remained, with the remaining qualifying for the Grand Final in which another fight to the death would take place, this time until only one remained.

In contrast with the organization of the previous Eurovision, Russia aimed to make the Eurovision bigger than every before. The 2031 contest marked the first time a country used more than one Arena; Russia used one for each Eurovision event. They aimed to showcase Russia's diverse terrain and cultures, with having their Arena's start from the west before ending in the Grand Final in the most iconic Russian place of all: Red Square, Moscow, where the Cornucopia was placed. They also embarked on a massive marketing campaign which saw increased interested in markets such as South America and Sub-Saharan Africa, which typically didn't care for the Eurovision. A result of the massive marketing campaign saw ratings spike to figures never seen; a record 5.1 billion people watched the first day of the first Semi-Final, 3.7 billion tuned in for the start of the Grand Final, while by the time the final two remained in the Grand Final, an estimated 80% of the population on the planet were watching to see Ella Goddard's surprise win.

The winner of this edition of the Eurovision Battle Royale was Ella Goddard of England. In the final moments, while trying to climb Saint Basil's Cathedral to escape Natasha who would have surely killed her, she slipped and fell down onto Natasha, who was climbing to get her below. The fall only broke Ella's arm, but killed Natasha who consequently finished in second place. Darina Novaković of Montenegro, Luca Baptista of Portugal, and Paige Williamson of Wales completed the Top 5. The host country, Russia, had it's citizens finish in 6th and 7th place, which combined adds to the best overall placing a host country has ever had.

Arena Edit

It was revealed on 18 August 2030 that there would be 4 total Arena's for the 16th Battle Royale. This marked the first time that more than one Arena was used for the event. The decision to do this was approved with great enthusiasm from the EOs, who agreed that it would be such a waste for a country as big and diverse as Russia to have to pick just one iconic venue to act as the Arena. The Arenas were placed in each corner of Russia, starting from the far-east, and ending in the west. The first semi-final took place in Klyuchevskaya Sopka volcano located on Russia's Pacific coast Kamchatka peninsula. From there, the second semi-final took place on the fringes of the Gobi desert in the Ubsunur Hollow, located directly above the Mongolian border. The third semi-final took place in the infamous and supernatural Dyatlov Pass in the middle of Siberia, where 80 years ago mysterious events killed nine hikers. Lastly, having showcased volcano, desert, and mountains, the only nature setting left iconic to Russia was city. The Grand Final took place, somewhat expectedly, in Moscow, with the Cornucopia being right in the center of Red Square.


EBR 2031 Arena 1
EBR 2031 Arena 2
EBR 2031 Arena 3
EBR 2031 Arena 4

Format and Rules Edit

The draw to determine in which semi-final each country would participate, as well as the podium numbers on which the host country's citizens would start, took place in Saint Petersburg, on the 2nd of December, 2030. Each country had until December 1st to announce their intent to participate in the Eurovision, and each country had until March 2nd, 2031 to submit their citizens.

The majority of countries chose their citizen through an internal selection, by means of a "Reaping". The reaping occurs when the governments of Europe, each organizes a televised lottery of their citizens where every single one, aged between 13 and 50, are obliged to have their names placed into a big pot of sorts, and after randomizing the names like a true lottery, one male and one female name are read out live on national television by government officials. These citizens are the reaped citizens to represent their country in the Eurovision. It's notable that each year the majority of citizens see this as an exciting honor, and many volunteer to be picked. To profit from this, it's necessary for each hopeful volunteer to pay money in order for their name to be entered more than once. This process could cost from as little as £50 in poorer countries, to £500 in more wealthy ones. The maximum number of times that a volunteer can have their name in a pot is 100. One would think that there wouldn't be that many volunteers for such a violent and life-ending event, but in this universe, the citizens of Europe look extremely positively on the event and see it as rebirth of the Golden Age of Ancient Greece and Rome; therefore, there are thousands of citizens each year who try to volunteer to bring glory and honor to their country.

In the build-up to the actual event, each reaped citizen is invited to many locations all throughout Europe to promote themselves, forge alliances with the other citizens, and talk with potential sponsors. These official parties are announced by the Event Organizers (EOs) usually around the start of the new year. These are televised and watched by millions as well, similar to how millions each year watch the red carpet for award shows.

The list of Official Parties for this year:

  • Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands: Amsterdam (7 March)
  • 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria: Vienna (22 March)
  • Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary: Budapest (5 April)
  • Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark: Copenhagen (18 April)

These parties aren't obligatory however, and some alternatives to this include immediately moving into the Citizen's Village (usually a high-tec tower or complex located in or near the city center of the most populous city in the host country). In any case, citizens are obliged to move into the Citizen's Village before the 30 of April, 2031. This is because each citizen needs time to get their fitness up and competitive to put on an entertaining TV show, as well as acclimate to the host country. The EOs provide each country and citizen with their own team of trainers, cooks, stylists, and other specialists free of charge to ensure that each citizen can become fit and competitive enough so the Battle Royale will be as entertaining as ever. For the month that the citizens live there, they are encouraged to learn survival techniques and work out so their chances of survival in the harsh Arena increases.

The night before the first semi-final, the Opening Ceremony takes place. Comparable to Olympic ceremonies, this ceremony celebrates the history and culture of the host country, and further includes multiple shows of firework, music, and other cultural and ethnic performances, as well as high-tec displays and other pyrotechnics. Following the cultural show is the Parade of Nations. Each citizen from the participating countries were brought into the main complex (usually the widest and biggest street in the Capitol of the host country) on high-tec self-driving chariots and shown to billions worldwide. More so, each chariot was decorated with symbols from the country each citizen is from, and followed their national flag. As soon as the pomp and celebration finished, the EOs and government officials of the host country gave speeches, the Eurovision Battle Royale flag was raised with the host country's flag, and the citizen's oath. The final event of the ceremony is the lighting of the cauldron, performed by the winner of the previous edition in every edition so far except the first.

Following the Opening Ceremony, the citizens are forced into lockdown in the Citizen's Village until their semi-final. It is forbidden for a citizen to have prior knowledge to results in a semi-final or access to anything that could give them an advantage in their semi-final. In fact, the citizens are forced to go with television and internet until their semi-final. This is to assure that the suspense is retained and each citizen participates fairly.

Tie-Break rules for the Semi-Finals Edit

  1. Top 11 or 12 remaining citizens in each semi-final all live to compete in the Grand Final
  2. Of those, they are firstly ranked by number of kills they have committed.
  3. If all is still tied, then the Degrees of Separation Rule is enforced.
ex. Jan of Germany kills only Teo of Belgium. Teo of Belgium had killed 2 other citizens beforehand. Erik of Sweden only kills Andriy of Russia. Andriy of Russia had killed 1 citizen beforehand. Jan of Germany will be ranked higher than Erik of Sweden in the semi-finals.
4. If the citizens still have the same number of kills, then the tie-break favors the one that reached that number of kills the earliest.
5. This Degree of Separation Rule will continue until necessary.
6. If all is still tied, the tie-break favors those who are furthest away from pod number 18.
7. If all is still tied, then the citizens will share the position.

Qualification for the Grand Final Edit

Thirty-six citizens participated in each semi-final. Fifty-five countries participated in the Eurovision Battle Royale this year.

Semi-Final 1 Edit

The first semi-final took place between May 29th and June 3rd.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Valeria Iordanescu female 27 16 1
02 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Ayçiçek Teymurazlu female 38 25 0
03 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Ineż Friggieri female 30 25 0
04 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Deianira Koskou female 40 23 0
05 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Resy van Noorden female 20 10 0
06 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Christopher Reynolds male 20 17 1
07 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Miroslava Chupryna female 25 8 1
08 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Jani Paananen male 37 22 0
09 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Floris van Deventer male 39 21 0
10 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Leon Dresner male 46 3 2
11 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Volodymyr Bohdanovych male 47 27 0
12 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Sofia Pugh female 29 34 0
13 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Battista Monaldo female 44 2 2
14 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Michael Rees male 13 12 0
15 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Philip Andresen male 13 15 2
16 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Uzejir Mahmutovic male 26 14 2
17 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Biljana Savić female 23 33 0
18 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Ismael Secada male 17 13 1
19 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Ksenia Khidirbegishvili female 44 32 0
20 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Adriana Hlaváčová female 40 19 1
21 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Aiste Asauskaite female 44 9 1
22 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Julie Gagné female 39 28 0
23 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Natália Lukács female 25 5 1
24 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Leah Kalland female 37 31 0
25 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Ken Muust male 18 26 0
26 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Falerine Morel female 17 24 0
27 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Ella Goddard female 21 11 0
28 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Nikša Tanacković male 15 18 1
29 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Luke Harris male 22 1 3
30 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Isacco Padovano male 36 6 1
31 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Heike Krueger female 22 20 0
32 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Yovka Strashilova female 36 30 0
33 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Ivan Eklund male 42 4 1
34 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Dëlirana Varoshi female 33 36 0
35 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Kristjan Henningsson male 43 29 0
36 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Franziska Frueh female 25 7 1


Summary of Kills
Day 1 (29 May)
36. Dëlirana Varoshi of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo accidentally steps off her pod too soon and blows up.
35. Ineż Friggieri of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is killed by Battista Monaldo of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino.
34. Sofia Pugh of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland is killed by Battista Monaldo of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino.
33. Biljana Savić of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia is killed by Uzejir Mahmutovic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina.
32. Ksenia Khidirbegishvili of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia is killed by Philip Andresen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
31. Leah Kalland of Flag of Norway.svg Norway is killed by Leon Dresner of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.
30. Yovka Strashilova of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria is killed by Philip Andresen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
29. Kristjan Henningson of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland is killed by Luke Harris of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
28. Julie Gagné of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco is chased down and mauled to death by a muttation bear.
27. Volodymyr Bohdanovych of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine is killed by Luke Harris pf Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
26. Ken Muust of Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia is killed by Adriana Hlaváčová of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic.
Day 2 (30 May)
25. Ayçiçek Teymurazlu of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan is killed by Nikša Tanaćković of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia.
24. Falerine Morel of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium is killed by Miroslava Chupryna of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine.
Day 3 (31 May)
23. Deianira Koskou of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus is killed by Christopher Reynolds of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland.
22. Jani Paanenen of Flag of Finland.svg Finland is killed by Luke Harris of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
21. Floris van Deventer of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands is killed by Aiste Asauskaite of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania.
20. Heike Krueger of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is killed by Leon Dresner of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany.
19. Adriana Hlaváčová of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic is killed by Franziska Frueh of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
18. Nikša Tanaćković of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia is killed by Ismael Secada of Flag of Spain.svg Spain.
17. Christopher Reynolds of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland is killed by Valeria Iordanescu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania.
Day 4 (1 June)
16. Valeria Iordanescu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Natália Lukács of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary.
15. Philip Andresen of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is killed by Uzejir Mahmutovic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina.
Day 5 (2 June)
14. Uzejir Mahmutovic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina is killed by Ivan Eklund of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden.
Day 6 (3 June)
13. Ismael Secada of Flag of Spain.svg Spain is killed by Isacco Padovano of Flag of Italy.svg Italy.

Semi-Final 2 Edit

The second semi-final took place between May 30th and.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Rubi Semprún female 13 34 0
02 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Sylvie Allaire female 28 27 0
03 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Emmanuel Busson male 43 18 1
04 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Alma Buccho female 33 35 0
05 Flag of France.svg France Carine Gamelin female 30 28 2
06 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Daniela Radacanu female 39 32 0
07 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Aidan Woods male 16 12 2
08 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Aleksi Mandić male 27 10 0
09 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Naja Brandt female 19 15 1
10 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Laura Matos female 37 31 0
11 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Mèlia Cusco female 20 3 1
12 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Glafira Makarovna female 28 24 0
13 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Henrik Orosz male 15 30 0
14 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Claudio Sarantos male 17 21 0
15 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Claudia Schaefer female 21 4 1
16 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Goulizar Narcessian female 27 7 1
17 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Kemhebek Bolatov male 36 26 0
18 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Izabela Przybyl female 40 17 1
19 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Viktoria Stanislavova female 42 36 0
20 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Mehmet Ali Erden male 44 2 2
21 Flag of France.svg France Georges Mazuret male 16 11 0
22 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Thierry Benjamin male 44 1 2
23 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Stepane Nemsadze male 50 19 1
24 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Ori Myer male 38 16 0
25 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Verrill Bellefeuille male 43 22 2
26 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Eliasz Ulanowski male 21 6 1
27 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Benjamin Aubin male 37 14 2
28 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Natália Koleno female 47 23 0
29 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Alexej Polievka male 22 5 1
30 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Reinaldur Lyngbye male 13 9 0
31 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Lena Küfer female 20 25 0
32 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Valdemaras Dembskis male 33 13 0
33 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Gulsen Savas female 38 29 0
34 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Marija Skugor female 49 20 2
35 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Paige Williamson female 32 8 0
36 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Ivan Laganas male 18 33 0
Summary of Kills
# Event
Day 1 (30 May)
36. Viktoria Stanislavova of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia is killed by Emmanuel Busson of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
35. Almo Buccho of Flag of Italy.svg Italy is killed by Aidan Woods of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.
34. Rubi Semprún of Flag of Spain.svg Spain is killed by Izabela Przybyl of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
33. Ivan Laganas of Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus is killed by Stepane Nemsadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia.
32. Daniela Radacanu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova breathes in pollen from poisonous flowers and dies instantly.
31. Laura Matos of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by Verrill Bellefeuille of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.
30. Henrik Orosz of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary is killed by Carine Gamelin of Flag of France.svg France.
29. Gulsen Savas of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Carine Gamelin of Flag of France.svg France.
Day 2 (31 May)
28. Carine Gamelin of Flag of France.svg France is killed by Marija Skugor of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
27. Sylvie Allaire of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Benjamin Aubin of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
26. Kemhebek Bolatov of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is killed by Thierry Benjamin of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
25. Lena Küfer of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany is killed by Marija Skugor of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
Day 3 (1 June)
24. Glafira Makarovna of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus is killed by Goulizar Narcessian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.
23. Natália Koleno of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia is killed by Verrill Bellefeuille of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.
22. Verrill Bellefeuille of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco is killed by Natália's ally Thierry Benjamin of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
Day 4 (2 June)
21. Claudio Sarantos of Flag of Greece.svg Greece is killed by Naja Brandt of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark.
Day 5 (3 June)
20. Marija Skugor of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed by Mèlia Cusco of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra.
19. Stepane Nemsadze of Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia is killed by Mehmet Ali Erden of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey.
18. Emmanuel Busson of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Benjamin Aubin of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland.
17. Izabela Przybyl of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is killed by Aidan Woods of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.
16. Ori Myer of Flag of Israel.svg Israel is killed by Mehmet Ali Erden of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey.
15. Naja Brandt of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is killed by Eliasz Ulanowski of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
14. Benjamin Aubin of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland is killed by Claudia Schaefer of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
Day 6 (4 June)
13. Valdemaras Dembskis of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania is mauled to death by a muttation snow leopard.
12. Aidan Woods of Flag of Wales.svg Wales is killed by Alexej Polievka of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia.

Semi-Final 3Edit

The third semi-final took place between May 31st and June 4th.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Elisabeth Ljungberg female 32 16 0
02 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Bera Alexitusdottir female 16 15 3
03 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Vizma Piterovs female 36 19 0
04 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Kaloust Sibryan male 26 27 0
05 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Niyaz Nürÿddinzade male 36 14 0
06 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Heili Viiding female 13 22 0
07 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Efrosyna Marinos female 43 6 1
08 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Lumturie Kartallozi male 21 8 0
09 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Karmenu Audibert male 21 28 0
10 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Lucas Erga male 14 21 0
11 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Darina Novaković female 27 9 0
12 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Erke Ayanova female 39 12 0
13 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Hulda Kujala female 47 34 0
14 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Yordan Stanislavov male 40 24 0
15 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Costache Dobrescu male 23 35 0
16 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Qetëza Ymeri female 32 25 0
17 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Stanislav Apostolov male 34 11 0
18 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Tzippora Pinsky female 48 29 0
19 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Callie Bell female 38 3 1
20 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Anden Nallbani male 33 31 0
21 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Ljubomir Kraljic male 19 13 0
22 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Arkadijs Dargums male 24 4 1
23 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Emina Požar female 23 17 0
24 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Luca Baptista male 18 10 0
25 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Izeta Softic female 46 26 0
26 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Esteve Vietio male 22 32 0
27 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Eddie Milner male 17 36 0
28 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Markus Papst male 48 23 1
29 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Teodor Kogalniceanu male 15 33 0
30 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Ivan Divjak male 48 20 1
31 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic David Hanuš male 32 18 0
32 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Natasha Horton female 48 1 2
33 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Vittorio Cocci male 43 5 1
34 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Kusya Pozharsky male 48 7 1
35 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Tórunn Rønning female 38 30 0
36 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Martin Moeller male 47 2 1


Summary of Kills
Day 1 (31 May)
36. Eddie Milner of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland is killed by Ivan Divjak of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia.
35. Costache Dobrescu of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova is killed by Bera Alexitusdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
34. Hulda Kujala of Flag of Finland.svg Finland is killed by Bera Alexitusdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
33. Toeodor Kogalniceanu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Markus Papst of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein.
32. Esteve Vietio of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is killed by extreme radiation poisoning.
31. Anden Nallbani of Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo accidentally slips and falls to his death into a deep, thin trench.
Day 2 (1 June)
30. Tórunn Rønning of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is crushed in the avalanche.
29. Tzippora Pinsky of Flag of Israel.svg Israel is crushed in the avalanche.
28. Karmenu Audibert of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is pushed into the avalanche by Martin Moeller of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria.
27. Kaloust Sibryan of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is crushed in the avalanche.
26. Izeta Softic of Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina is killed by Callie Bell of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
25. Qëteza Ymeri of Flag of Albania.svg Albania is killed in the avalanche.
24. Yordan Stanislavov of Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia is pushed into the avalanche during a battle by Arkadijs Dargums of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia.
23. Markus Papst of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is struck and killed by heavy rocks during the avalanche.
22. Heili Viiding of Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia is pushed out of her hiding place and killed during the avalanche by Bera Alexitusdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
21. Lucas Erga of Flag of Norway.svg Norway is struck and killed by a tree during the avalanche.
20. Ivan Divjak of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia is pushed over the edge of a cliff and falls to his death during the avalanche.
19. Vizma Piterovs of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is crushed during the avalanche.
18. David Hanuš of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic is pushed into the oncoming avalanche by Vittorio Cocci of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino.
17. Emina Požar of Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia suffocates under the heavy snow after being trapped for hours after the avalanche.
16. Elisabeth Ljungberg of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden also suffocates while trapped in the snow.
15. Bera Alexitusdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland is killed by Natasha Horton of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
Day 3 (2 June)
14. Niyaz Nürÿddinzade of Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan is killed by Efrosyna Marinos of Flag of Greece.svg Greece.
13. Ljubomir Kraljic of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed by Kusya Pozharsky of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus.
Day 4 (3 June)
12. Erke Ayanova of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is killed by Natasha Horton of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.

The Grand Final
Edit

EBR 2031 Qualifiers

Light blue countries represent those whose female qualified, the dark blue for those whose male qualified, and the medium blue for those who had both citizens qualify for the Grand Final. Countries in red failed to qualify either citizen.

Live from the Arena! Edit

Welcome to the start of the Eurovision Battle Royale 2031. We are coming to you live from Moscow, Russia, which is the location of this year's Arena. In just under 5 minutes, the thirty-four finalists who battled their way through the semi-finals will join the host country's own two automatic qualifiers in the Arena, where they will commence a fight-to-the-death in which only one person will be left standing. That person will forever be honored as a hero in their country and have their name etched in the history books as a Eurovision Battle Royale champion. We can only imagine how nervous the competing citizens must be.

It looks like the citizens are being raised onto their pods. With all the pomp and months of preparations over with, we can finally say with delight: let the 16th Eurovision Battle Royale begin!

Day 1 (June 13)Edit

  • Mehmet Ali Erden of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Eliasz Ulanowski of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
  • Georges Mazuret of Flag of France.svg France is killed by Eliasz Ulanowski of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
  • Arkadijs Dargums of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia drowns while trying to swim across the Moskva river.
  • Battista Monaldo of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed by Efrosyna Marinos of Flag of Greece.svg Greece.
  • Aleksi Mandić of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro is killed by Susanna Aliyeva of Flag of Russia.svg Russia.
  • Miroslava Chupryna of Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine is trampled to death by a muttation elk.

    Summary Edit

    This concludes Day 1. Eliasz of Poland got off to a flying start, killing Mehmet of Turkey immediately after reaching the Cornucopia, before later chasing the young Frenchman Georges to Saint Basil's Cathedral and bashing his head against it there, snapping his neck. Arkadijs thought he would run away in the opposite direction of everything, but he ended up drowning in the Moskva river after hastily jumping into it instead of just running to the nearby bridge to cross. Miroslava of Ukraine was the last death of the day when, at night, she was sneaking around a suburban street corner and scared a muttation elk, which then killed her.

    Six citizens died, 30 remain.

    Day 2 (June 14)Edit

  • Reinaldur Lyngbye of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is killed by Callie Bell of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland.
  • Lumturie Kartallozi of Flag of Albania.svg Albania slips down a flight of stairs inside an apartment building and snaps his neck, killing him instantly.

    Summary Edit

    This concludes Day 2. It was a slower day, with the only direct battle being between the 13 year old Faroese citizen and the Scottish one. She easily overpowered him and beat him to death with a club. Later on in the afternoon, Lumturie of Albania was exploring an abandoned apartment block when he slipped on water right at the top of a staircase and fell to his death.

    Two citizens died, 28 remain.

    Day 3 (June 15)Edit

  • Kusya Pozharsky of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus is killed by Paige Williamson of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.

    Summary Edit

    Today was yet another slow day, with only Paige of Wales managing to shoot Kusya of Belarus in the abdomen with two arrows as she was stalking him through a park near Luzhniki Stadium.

    One citizen died, 27 remain.

    Day 4 (June 16)Edit

  • Eliasz Ulanowski of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is killed by Paige Williamson of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.

    Summary Edit

    Once again, it was a slow day where the only killer was Paige of Wales. This time, she killed the early favorite Eliasz of Poland with the same arrows she used to kill Kusya.

    One citzien died, 26 remain.

    Day 5 (June 17)Edit

  • Goulizar Narcessian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is killed by Efrosyna Marinos of Flag of Greece.svg Greece.
  • Callie Bell of Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland is killed by Resy van Noorden of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands.
  • Vittorio Cocci of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed in a trap set by Michael Rees of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England.

    Summary Edit

    It was a slightly more exciting day. Efrosyna of Greece got her second kill early in the morning when she stumbled upon Goulizar of Armenia sleeping, who she then proceeded to stab three times in the chest as she slept. Resy of Netherlands tracked Callie of Scotland down and killed her using just her hands! After doing so, she looted her club from the Scotswoman's body. Lastly, the teenager Michael of England doesn't seem like he'd be able to kill anyone in person, so he's been doing what so many young citizens have done in the past: setting traps all over the Arena. He must've learnt this during the month long training sessions. His first victim was Vittorio of San Marino, who walked straight into his crossbow trap and was immediately killed.

    Three citizens died, 23 remain.

    Day 6 (June 18)Edit

    Attention citizens! A pack of muttation Siberian tigers have been released into the Arena. Find shelter!

  • Aiste Asauskaite of Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania is killed by a muttation tiger.
  • Mèlia Cusco of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is mauled to death by a muttation tiger.
  • Stanislav Apostolov of Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria is killed by a muttation tiger.
  • Claudia Schaefer of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria is killed by tigers after being maimed and used as bait by Efrosyna Marinos of Flag of Greece.svg Greece.
  • Alexej Polievka of Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia is mauled to death after pushed into the charging tiger's path by Natasha Horton of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
  • Ivan Eklund of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden is killed during the Arena Event by Thierry Benjamin of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
  • Leon Dresner of 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany is mauled to death by a muttation tiger.
  • Michael Rees of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England falls from his hiding place in a tree and dies upon impact with the ground.
  • Isacco Padovano of Flag of Italy.svg Italy cannot outrun the tigers any longer and is caught and mauled to death.

    Summary Edit

    This was a lot more exciting than any of the past days have been. We had a huge amount of action and lots of surprises. The siberian tigers were 20 feet long and about 2 meters tall. They ran a rampage throughout the Arena and terrorized the remaining citizens for the whole day. Greece and Belgium took advantage of the tigers and used them to gain kills. Claudia of Austria, Leon of Germany, and Mèlia of Andorra were the surprise deaths of today, as they were expected to all make it to the top 10.

    Nine citizens died, 14 remain.

    Day 7 (June 19)Edit

  • Efrosyna Marinos of Flag of Greece.svg Greece is killed by Ella Goddard of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England.

    Summary Edit

    This was a surprising kill. Efrosyna of Greece had risen up the bookies odds list to at least 3rd in most places, indicating she had the third highest potential to win, yet Ella of England stopped her in her tracks and killed her using a brick.

    One citizen died, 13 remain.

    Day 8 (June 20)Edit

    Attention Citizens: Tonight a Cold Front will come over Moscow and cause temperatures to drop below freezing. Keep warm!

  • Franziska Frueh of Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland dies of hypothermia.
  • Martin Moeller of 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria is killed by a falling icicle.
  • Resy van Noorden of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands dies from hypothermia after paradoxically undressing and going into the river to keep cool.
  • Luke Harris of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland dies of hypothermia.
  • Natália Lukács of Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary cannot find shelter in time for the freeze and dies.
  • Thierry Benjamin of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium slips on frozen water and falls to his death from a rooftop balcony.

    Summary Edit

    Another Arena Event! There's never usually more than one in a single Eurovision event, it's very bizarre. Nevertheless, this freeze has killed nearly ALL of the favorites such as Luke of Northern Ireland, Resy of the Netherlands, and espcially the #1 to win Thierry of Belgium, and has left only those who have managed to hide out the entire time. This will be an intereseting last couple of days.

    Six citizens died, 7 remain.

    Day 9 (June 21)Edit

    Attention Citizens! The Event Organizers feel sorry that they have struck you with two Arena Events in a row. So to make up for it, they are offering a Feast at the Cornucopia, which is now re-stocked with warm food, clothing, and weapons.

  • Susanna Aliyeva of Flag of Russia.svg Russia is killed by Natasha Horton of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
  • Liev Demidov of Flag of Russia.svg Russia is killed by Natasha Horton of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland.
  • Paige Williamson of Flag of Wales.svg Wales is killed by Darina Novaković of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro.
  • Luca Baptista of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by Ella Goddard of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England.

    Summary Edit

    Well no one saw that one coming! Natasha of Northern Ireland just simultaneously ruined Russia's chances, which were looking extremely good, of winning the Eurovision two years in a row, and angered an entire Nation of 200 million people. The two Russians thought they arrived at the Cornucopia first, but little did they know that Natasha was hiding from within the dark depths, able to see the two while they couldn't see her. She shot her new automatic crossbow at Susanna first, causing her to drop dead almost instantly. In the time that it took for Liev to react and scream out in shock and look around for the source, Natasha already had another arrow loaded. All Russians groaned in frustration and disappointed as she shot her second arrow straight into his heart, killing Liev and Russia's chances of a back-to-back victory while they were so close. After that, Natasha fled the scene. Darina finally made her first appearance of the Battle Royale and in a brutal fight, barely managed to kill powerhouse Paige of Wales. Lastly, the teenaged Luca of Portugal also made his first appearance, but he was easily killed by Ella of England, it was as if Luca was too starved and weak to fight back.

    Four citizens died, 3 remain.

    Day 10 (June 22)Edit

  • Darina Novaković of Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro is killed by Ella Goddard of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England.
  • Natasha Horton of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland is crushed by a falling Ella while trying to climb Saint Basil's Cathedral and dies when her neck snaps on the ground.

    Summary Edit

    And that's it! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner of the 16th Eurovision Battle Royale, and it is Ella Goddard of England! Congratulations!

    It was a tense and exciting last couple of days and it came to a close in the most dramatic fashion. Darina of Montenegro died in a botched attempt to ambush Ella of England; the British girl manage to cut Darina's arm off in the fight and stab her in the stomach before fleeing. Knowing from observing throughout the Battle Royale that Natasha was the strongest one left, and it was only them two, made Ella seem to freak out. She made up a plan to run and hide in Saint Basil's Cathedral. That plan almost worked until in the distance, she saw Natasha sprinting towards her from across Red Square! Ella couldn't bust open the doors of the Cathedral, so she saw no other option but to climb it. Somehow, she was able to do that. She pulled herself up quickly and perilously, many times almost falling because of the little space she had to safely stand and pull with her hands. She looked down and Natasha was already there climbing! She looked like she was panicking and running out of ideas. She decided to try and climb higher. She almost made it to the top when suddenly, her hand lost grip and she fell backwards! This was surely the end for Ella, after coming so close! On her way down, her body hit Natasha of Northern Ireland and they both dropped to the pavement. They both landed with dull thuds and for a second, it seemed as if the Event Organizers had a serious problem on their hands: would this be the first time a Eurovision has no winner because everyone ended up dying? After a minute or so of both citizens laying there, and hundreds of millions of people glued to their screens wondering which one would get up, or if any at all would, Ella finally started to stir. She slowly sat up, head bleeding and her left arm bent awkwardly. She looked around confused, and saw that Natasha of Northern Ireland was right next to her. She stood up in shock and confusion at just what happened. She and everyone else in the world were wondering the same question: Is Natasha Horton of Northern Ireland dead?

    After twenty or so seconds, the firework, the last firework of the Eurovision, exploded in the air above Red Square, leaving no question as to who the winner was now. Ella of England stood in bewilderment at what happened, before EO helitravellers picked her up, congratulated her on her win, and flew her away from the Arena.

    This concludes another great year for the Eurovision Battle Royale. See you next year in London!

    Final Results Edit

    # Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
    01 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Kusya Pozharsky male 48 28 0
    02 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Ella Goddard female 21 1 3
    03 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Susanna Aliyeva female 37 7 1
    04 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Thierry Benjamin male 44 8 1
    05 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Liev Demidov male 47 6 0
    06 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Luca Baptista male 18 4 0
    07 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Stanislav Apostolov male 34 21 0
    08 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Resy van Noorden female 20 11 1
    09 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Martin Moeller male 47 12 0
    10 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Reinaldur Lyngbye male 13 30 0
    11 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Michael Rees male 13 16 1
    12 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Claudia Schaefer female 21 20 0
    13 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Ivan Eklund male 42 18 0
    14 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Aleksi Mandić male 27 32 0
    15 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Isacco Padovano male 36 15 0
    16 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Eliasz Ulanowski male 21 27 2
    17 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Goulizar Narcessian female 27 26 0
    18 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Aiste Asauskaite female 44 23 0
    19 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Paige Williamson female 32 5 2
    20 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Natália Lukács female 25 9 0
    21 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Efrosyna Marinos female 43 14 3
    22 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Franziska Frueh female 25 13 0
    23 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Mèlia Cusco female 20 22 0
    24 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Darina Novaković female 27 3 1
    25 Flag of France.svg France Georges Mazuret male 16 35 0
    26 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Luke Harris male 22 10 0
    27 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Callie Bell female 38 25 1
    28 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Leon Dresner male 46 17 0
    29 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Miroslava Chupryna female 25 31 0
    30 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Mehmet Ali Erden male 44 36 0
    31 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Natasha Horton female 48 2 3
    32 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Lumturie Kartallozi male 21 29 0
    33 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Battista Monaldo female 44 33 0
    34 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Arkadijs Dargums male 24 34 0
    35 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Alexej Polievka male 22 19 0
    36 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Vittorio Cocci male 43 24 0
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