Eurovision Battle Royale 2030

Eurovision Battle Royale 2030
Dates
Semi-Final 1	20 June - TBD
Semi-Final 2	21 June - TBD
Semi-Final 3	22 June - TBD
Grand Final	TBD
Host
Host Country	Monaco
Arena	Monte Carlo
Participants
Participating Countries	55
Debuting	None
Returning	None
Withdrawing	None
Eurovision Battle Royale
↞ 2029 ♦ 2031 ↠

The Eurovision Battle Royale 2030, also known as the Eurovision 2030, or the EBR 2030, or more simply Monaco 2030, was the 15th annual edition of the Battle Royale contest that took place in the principate of Monaco. A total of 55 countries announced their intent to participate in the event. The Battle Royale consisted of three semi-finals, with each starting 24 hours after the one that preceded it.

The host country, Monaco, was the winning nation of the 14th edition the year before, which gave them automatic hosting responsibilities for this edition, as well as automatically qualifying them to the Grand Final. The other countries were obliged to compete in three semi-finals, with each being distributed randomly through a random draw. During the semi-finals, 36 citizens participated in a fight to the death until only between 11 and 12 citizens remained, with the remaining qualifying for the Grand Final in which another fight to the death would take place, this time until only one remained.

The winner of this edition of the Eurovision Battle Royale was X. He/She defeated X, who finished as the runner-up. X, X, and X completed the Top 5. The host country, x, had it's citizens finishing in X and X place.

Arena

The Arena for this edition was decided on the September 12th, 2029. Due to Monaco's small size, the Arena ended up being less than half the size of the previous smallest Arenas. This lead to a very quick Battle Royale, which only lasted from.

View of the entire Principality of Monaco.

Section of the harbor, showing off the mountains and cliffs.

A sea-side rode.

Another view of the harbor, from the sea.

One of the many narrow streets of Monte Carlo.

Format and Rules

The draw to determine in which semi-final each country would participate, as well as the podium numbers on which the host country's citizens would start, took place in Monte Carlo, on the 3rd of December, 2029. Each country had until December 1st to announce their intent to participate in the Eurovision, and each country had until March 15, 2030 to submit their citizens.

The majority of countries chose their citizen through an internal selection, by means of a "Reaping". The reaping occurs when the governments of Europe, each organizes a televised lottery of their citizens where every single one, aged between 13 and 50, are obliged to have their names placed into a big pot of sorts, and after randomizing the names like a true lottery, one male and one female name are read out live on national television by government officials. These citizens are the reaped citizens to represent their country in the Eurovision. It's notable that each year the majority of citizens see this as an exciting honor, and many volunteer to be picked. To profit from this, it's necessary for each hopeful volunteer to pay money in order for their name to be entered more than once. This process could cost from as little as £50 in poorer countries, to £500 in more wealthy ones. The maximum number of times that a volunteer can have their name in a pot is 100. One would think that there wouldn't be that many volunteers for such a violent and life-ending event, but in this universe, the citizens of Europe look extremely positively on the event and see it as rebirth of the Golden Age of Ancient Greece and Rome; therefore, there are thousands of citizens each year who try to volunteer to bring glory and honor to their country.

In the build-up to the actual event, each reaped citizen is invited to many locations all throughout Europe to promote themselves, forge alliances with the other citizens, and talk with potential sponsors. These official parties are announced by the Event Organizers (EOs) usually around the start of the new year. These are televised and watched by millions as well, similar to how millions each year watch the red carpet for award shows.

The list of Official Parties for this year:

• Germany: Berlin (8 March)
• France: Nice (16 March)
• Montenegro: Kotor (6 April)
• Cyprus: Agia Napa (20 April)

These parties aren't obligatory however, and some alternatives to this include immediately moving into the Citizen's Village (usually a high-tec tower or complex located in or near the city center of the most populous city in the host country). In any case, citizens are obliged to move into the Citizen's Village before the 20th of May, 2030. This is because each citizen needs time to get their fitness up and competitive to put on an entertaining TV show, as well as acclimate to the host country. The EOs provide each country and citizen with their own team of trainers, cooks, stylists, and other specialists free of charge to ensure that each citizen can become fit and competitive enough so the Battle Royale will be as entertaining as ever. For the month that the citizens live there, they are encouraged to learn survival techniques and work out so their chances of survival in the harsh Arena increases.

The night before the first semi-final, the Opening Ceremony takes place. Comparable to Olympic ceremonies, this ceremony celebrates the history and culture of the host country, and further includes multiple shows of firework, music, and other cultural and ethnic performances, as well as high-tec displays and other pyrotechnics. Following the cultural show is the Parade of Nations. Each citizen from the participating countries were brought into the main complex (usually the widest and biggest street in the Capitol of the host country) on high-tec self-driving chariots and shown to billions worldwide. More so, each chariot was decorated with symbols from the country each citizen is from, and followed their national flag. As soon as the pomp and celebration finished, the EOs and government officials of the host country gave speeches, the Eurovision Battle Royale flag was raised with the host country's flag, and the citizen's oath. The final event of the ceremony is the lighting of the cauldron, performed by the winner of the previous edition in every edition so far except the first.

Following the Opening Ceremony, the citizens are forced into lockdown in the Citizen's Village until their semi-final. It is forbidden for a citizen to have prior knowledge to results in a semi-final or access to anything that could give them an advantage in their semi-final. In fact, the citizens are forced to go with television and internet until their semi-final. This is to assure that the suspense is retained and each citizen participates fairly.

Tie-Break rules for the Semi-Finals

1. Top 11 or 12 remaining citizens in each semi-final all live to compete in the Grand Final
2. Of those, they are firstly ranked by number of kills they have committed.
3. If all is still tied, then the Degrees of Separation Rule is enforced. (for those tied with 2+ kills, this is applied first)

ex. Jan of Germany kills only Teo of Belgium. Teo of Belgium had killed 2 other citizens beforehand. Erik of Sweden only kills Andriy of Russia. Andriy of Russia had killed 1 citizen beforehand. Jan of Germany will be ranked higher than Erik of Sweden in the semi-finals.

4. If the citizens still have the same number of kills, then the tie-break favors the one that reached that number of kills the earliest. (this only applies to citizens with 1 kill)

5. This Degree of Separation Rule will continue until necessary.

6. If all is still tied, the tie-break favors those who are furthest away from pod number 18.

7. If all is still tied, then the citizens will share the position.

Qualification for the Grand Final

Thirty-six citizens participated in each semi-final. Fifty-five countries participated in the Eurovision Battle Royale this year.

Summary of Kills

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Semi-Final 1

The first semi-final took place between June 20 and June 24.

#	Country	Citizen	Gender	Age	Place	Kills
01	Russia	Larya Elefterov	male	15	5	1
02	Germany	Luca Faust	male	32	1	3
03	Armenia	Sinan Piruzian	male	46	18	1
04	Serbia	Tatjana Vladić	female	33	2	2
05	Liechtenstein	Tessa Bysäth	female	34	30	0
06	Kosovo	Borana Xhumba	female	42	12	0
07	Serbia	Budimir Jocić	male	26	29	0
08	Spain	Erroeta Aburtu	female	33	19	1
09	Portugal	Bárbara Tomás	female	41	15	2
10	Luxembourg	Adorlee Labrie	female	25	27	1
11	Scotland	Conor Donaldson	male	30	13	1
12	Albania	Luftare Demachi	female	21	22	0
13	Georgia	Tekla Lazarashvili	female	33	11	0
14	Spain	Alifonso Feliu	male	45	20	1
15	England	Ella Knight	female	41	35	0
16	Ukraine	Liliya Ivanivna	female	49	4	1
17	Kazakhstan	Dina Tahirova	female	49	16	0
18	Slovenia	Rene Zupanic	male	31	17	3
19	Russia	Elisaveta Pavlovna	female	50	33	0
20	Andorra	Joan Gusó	male	17	3	1
21	Israel	Cheli Somper	female	28	32	0
22	Luxembourg	Yvon Chalut	male	44	21	0
23	Liechtenstein	Sven Daecher	male	13	6	1
24	Switzerland	Francesco Cattaneo	male	44	31	0
25	San Marino	Rolando Milanesi	male	21	28	1
26	Bulgaria	Zhivko Borislavov	male	19	34	0
27	Ireland	Rhys Nolan	male	39	14	0
28	Belgium	Théo Breton	male	26	7	1
29	Germany	Katrina Vögel	female	13	23	0
30	Slovakia	Alexander Čierny	male	48	36	0
31	Armenia	Hermineh Lylozian	female	22	10	0
32	Portugal	Leo Pereira	male	29	26	0
33	Italy	Demetrio Iadanza	male	30	25	0
34	Macedonia	Lyobomir Ognianov	male	44	9	0
35	Austria	Federico Herz	male	30	24	0
36	Lithuania	Jomante Markuniene	female	16	8	0

Summary of Kills

36. Alexander Čierny of Slovakia is killed by Alifonso Feliu of Spain.

35. Ella Knight of England is killed by Sinan Piruzian of Armenia.

34. Zhivko Borislavov of Bulgaria is killed by Rene Zupanic of Slovenia.

33. Elisaveta Pavlovna of Russia is killed by Rene Zupanic of Slovenia.

32. Cheli Somper of Israel is killed by Rolando Milanesi of San Marino.

31. Francesco Cattaneo of Switzerland is killed by Conor Donaldson of Scotland.

30. Tessa Bysäth of Liechtenstein falls while trying to climb a cliff while trying to escape other citizens.

29. Budimir Jocic of Serbia is killed by Luca Faust of Germany.

28. Rolando Milanesi of San Marino is killed by Adorlee Labrie of Luxembourg.

27. Adorlee Labrie of Luxembourg is killed by Erroeta Aburtu of Spain.

26. Leo Pereira of Portugal is killed by Tatjana Vladić of Serbia.

25. Demetrio Iadanza of Italy is killed in a trap set by Larya Elefterov of Russia.

24. Federico Herz of Austria is killed by Bárbara Tomás of Portugal.

23. Katrina Vögel of Germany is killed by Sven Daecher of Liechtenstein.

22. Luftare Demachi of Albania stumbles down a cliff and dies.

21. Yvon Chalut of Luxembourg is killed by Théo Breton of Belgium.

20. Alifonso Feliu of Spain is killed by Rene Zupanic of Slovenia.

19. Erroeta Aburtu of Spain is killed by Tatjana Vladić of Serbia.

18. Sinan Piruzian of Armenia is killed by Luca Faust of Germany.

17. Rene Zupanic of Slovenia is killed by Bárbara Tomás of Portugal.

16. Dina Tahirova of Kazakhstan is caught in a mini-landslide and is crushed to death.

15. Bárbara Tomás of Portugal is pushed into the mini-landslide by Joan Gusó of Andorra.

14. Rhys Nolan of Ireland is crushed to death in the mini-landslide.

13. Conor Donaldson of Scotland is killed by Liliya Ivanivna of Ukraine.

12. Borana Xhumba of Kosovo is killed by Luca Faust of Germany.

Semi-Final 2

The second semi-final took place between June 21 and June X.

#	Country	Citizen	Gender	Age	Place	Kills
01	Czech Republic	Ferdinand Mišalko	male	31
02	Romania	Tara Petri	female	29
03	Netherlands	Najla van Iersel	female	29
04	Kosovo	Veprimtar Mehmeti	male	24
05	Slovenia	Ursula Sedej	female	35
06	Montenegro	Miran Popadić	male	18
07	Italy	Daphni Escoccia	female	14
08	France	Villette Lampron	female	37
09	Kazakhstan	Madi Yermekov	male	27
10	Montenegro	Milanka Ugljanin	female	23
11	Iceland	Roegnvar Rikhardsson	male	40
12	Romania	Ionache Moisuc	male	17
13	Turkey	Ozdes Tiryaki	female	44
14	Estonia	Roman Toom	male	34
15	Bosnia & Herzegovina	Hajrija Delić	female	25
16	Latvia	Astrida Atslega	female	30
17	Czech Republic	Monika Staňková	female	40
18	Wales	Amelia Skinner	female	40
19	Malta	Lorenzo Attard	male	28
20	Norway	Johanna Knudsen	female	30
21	Latvia	Ermanis Drosprats	male	15
22	Switzerland	Tanja Metzger	female	44
23	Denmark	Joachim Olsen	male	26
24	Andorra	Àgata Bergé	female	27
25	Croatia	Imanuel Iličić	male	48
26	Estonia	Susanna Valjas	female	14
27	Albania	Ledion Korkizoglou	male	28
28	Norway	Ole Akhtar	male	49
29	Georgia	Alexei Iashvili	male	33
30	France	Patrick Lajoie	male	23
31	Macedonia	Albena Zlatenova	female	20
32	Ireland	Maddison Donnelly	female	39
33	Moldova	Dominik Stanetskov	male	19
34	Azerbaijan	İbrahim Iravani	male	45
35	Austria	Diana Bumgarner	female	46
36	Scotland	Keeva Black	female	42

Semi-Final 3

The third semi-final took place between June 22 and June X.

#	Country	Citizen	Gender	Age	Place	Kills
01	Israel	Dor Hirschell	male	47
02	Azerbaijan	Turan Cavadlu	female	38
03	Greece	Elpida Dellos	female	33
04	Wales	Leo Walsh	male	39
05	Netherlands	Muhammad Huijben	male	49
06	Faroe Islands	Sæbjørg Aagard	female	30
07	Finland	Aallotar Hämäläinen	female	43
08	Poland	Świętosław Rapacz	male	25
09	Moldova	Polina Bohdanivna	female	33
10	Ukraine	Pasha Naumenko	male	38
11	Slovakia	Mária Kolarová	female	39
12	England	Ben O'Brien	male	23
13	Greece	Kristos Angelopoulos	male	19
14	Sweden	Klara Åberg	female	14
15	Bosnia & Herzegovina	Dilaver Mandić	male	47
16	Denmark	Kajsa Lundqvist	female	25
17	Belgium	Marine Plante	female	38
18	Belarus	Kapitolina Vadimovna	female	14
19	Malta	Emily Preca	female	44
20	Poland	Wiera Krasowska	female	13
21	Sweden	Bastian Persson	male	45
22	Croatia	Božica Žunić	female	21
23	Bulgaria	Tanya Miroslavov	female	47
24	Hungary	Alex Juhász	male	21
25	Finland	Kyösti Järveläinen	male	20
26	Belarus	Aristarkh Filippovich	male	39
27	Cyprus	Helen Savas	female	46
28	Iceland	Filippa Hafbergsdottir	female	15
29	Lithuania	Kipras Buika	male	31
30	Cyprus	Vasilio Kalivas	male	35
31	Northern Ireland	Shannon Kemp	female	36
32	Turkey	Mesut Ciftci	male	41
33	Faroe Islands	Ísmal Glerfoss	male	42
34	San Marino	Emilia Conti	female	23
35	Northern Ireland	Zach Howart	male	33
36	Hungary	Lili Faragó	female	15

Summary of the Semi-Finals

Summary of Kills during the Semi-Finals

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Semi-Final 1

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Semi-Final 2

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Semi-Final 3

Preparation for the Grand Final

Light blue countries represent those whose female qualified, the dark blue for those whose male qualified, and the medium blue for those who had both citizens qualify for the Grand Final. Countries in red failed to qualify either citizen.

The Grand Final

Welcome to the start of the Eurovision Battle Royale 20xx. In just under 5 minutes, thirty-six of Europe's finest, most brave citizens will be raised onto their pods going into the Arena, and in what will likely be two weeks, only one will emerge as the sole victor and Champion of Europe. We can only imagine how nervous and anxious the fans from the finalist nations must be, and how even more nervous their citizens must be!

Final Results

#	Country	Citizen	Gender	Age	Place	Kills
01	Monaco	Tyson Fouquet	male	32
02	Monaco	Fleurette Jolicoeur	female	43
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