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Eurovision Battle Royale 2029
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Dates
Semi-Final 1 14 June - 19 June
Semi-Final 2 15 June - 19 June
Semi-Final 3 16 June - 22 June
Grand Final 28 June - 16 July
Host
Host Country Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium
Arena Bruges
Participants
Participating Countries 55
Debuting None
Returning None
Withdrawing None
Result
Winning Citizen Jacqueline Poissonnier
Country Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco
Kills 4
Eurovision Battle Royale
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The Eurovision Battle Royale 2029, also known as the Eurovision 2029, or the EBR 2029, or more simply Belgium 2029, was the 14th annual edition of the Battle Royale contest that took place in Belgium. A total of 55 countries announced their intent to participate in the event. The Battle Royale consisted of three semi-finals, with each starting 24 hours after the one that preceded it.

The host country, Belgium, was the winning nation of the 13th edition the year before, which gave them automatic hosting responsibilities for this edition, as well as automatically qualifying them to the Grand Final. The other countries were obliged to compete in three semi-finals, with each being distributed randomly through a random draw. During the semi-finals, 36 citizens participated in a fight to the death until only between 11 and 12 citizens remained, with the remaining qualifying for the Grand Final in which another fight to the death would take place, this time until only one remained.

The winner of this edition of the Eurovision Battle Royale was Jacqueline Poissonnier of Monaco. She bludgeoned Sanja Prgomet of Croatia to death with a baseball bat, causing her to finish as the runner-up. Ivo Azevedo of Portugal, former favorite-to-win Amber Primeau of Luxembourg, and the host nation's female citizen Teresa Roijakkers completed the Top 5 in that order. The host country's other citizen, Arjen Luttikhuis, was killed by the Dutch citizen Marijke, which caused anti-Dutch riots through Flanders and a brief political firestorm between the neighboring countries, all due to the brutal way in which Marijke killed a citizen from a country who is supposed to be an ally.

Arena Edit

The Arena for this edition was decided on the 31 October, 2028.

EBR 2029 Arena

Format and Rules Edit

The draw to determine in which semi-final each country would participate, as well as the podium numbers on which the host country's citizens would start, took place in Antwerp, on the 4 of December, 2028. Each country had until December 1st to announce their intent to participate in the Eurovision, and each country had until March 6, 2029 to submit their citizens.

The majority of countries chose their citizen through an internal selection, by means of a "Reaping". The reaping occurs when the governments of Europe, each organizes a televised lottery of their citizens where every single one, aged between 13 and 50, are obliged to have their names placed into a big pot of sorts, and after randomizing the names like a true lottery, one male and one female name are read out live on national television by government officials. These citizens are the reaped citizens to represent their country in the Eurovision. It's notable that each year the majority of citizens see this as an exciting honor, and many volunteer to be picked. To profit from this, it's necessary for each hopeful volunteer to pay money in order for their name to be entered more than once. This process could cost from as little as £50 in poorer countries, to £500 in more wealthy ones. The maximum number of times that a volunteer can have their name in a pot is 100. One would think that there wouldn't be that many volunteers for such a violent and life-ending event, but in this universe, the citizens of Europe look extremely positively on the event and see it as rebirth of the Golden Age of Ancient Greece and Rome; therefore, there are thousands of citizens each year who try to volunteer to bring glory and honor to their country.

In the build-up to the actual event, each reaped citizen is invited to many locations all throughout Europe to promote themselves, forge alliances with the other citizens, and talk with potential sponsors. These official parties are announced by the Event Organizers (EOs) usually around the start of the new year. These are televised and watched by millions as well, similar to how millions each year watch the red carpet for award shows.

The list of Official Parties for this year:

  • Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands: Amsterdam (10 March)
  • Flag of Italy.svg Italy: Venice (24 March)
  • Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia: Dubrovnik (14 April)
  • Flag of France.svg France: Nice (20 April)

These parties aren't obligatory however, and some alternatives to this include immediately moving into the Citizen's Village (usually a high-tec tower or complex located in or near the city center of the most populous city in the host country). In any case, citizens are obliged to move into the Citizen's Village before the X of May, 20xx. This is because each citizen needs time to get their fitness up and competitive to put on an entertaining TV show, as well as acclimate to the host country. The EOs provide each country and citizen with their own team of trainers, cooks, stylists, and other specialists free of charge to ensure that each citizen can become fit and competitive enough so the Battle Royale will be as entertaining as ever. For the month that the citizens live there, they are encouraged to learn survival techniques and work out so their chances of survival in the harsh Arena increases.

The night before the first semi-final, the Opening Ceremony takes place. Comparable to Olympic ceremonies, this ceremony celebrates the history and culture of the host country, and further includes multiple shows of firework, music, and other cultural and ethnic performances, as well as high-tec displays and other pyrotechnics. Following the cultural show is the Parade of Nations. Each citizen from the participating countries were brought into the main complex (usually the widest and biggest street in the Capitol of the host country) on high-tec self-driving chariots and shown to billions worldwide. More so, each chariot was decorated with symbols from the country each citizen is from, and followed their national flag. As soon as the pomp and celebration finished, the EOs and government officials of the host country gave speeches, the Eurovision Battle Royale flag was raised with the host country's flag, and the citizen's oath. The final event of the ceremony is the lighting of the cauldron, performed by the winner of the previous edition in every edition so far except the first.

Following the Opening Ceremony, the citizens are forced into lockdown in the Citizen's Village until their semi-final. It is forbidden for a citizen to have prior knowledge to results in a semi-final or access to anything that could give them an advantage in their semi-final. In fact, the citizens are forced to go with television and internet until their semi-final. This is to assure that the suspense is retained and each citizen participates fairly.

Tie-Break rules for the Semi-Finals Edit

  1. Top 11 or 12 remaining citizens in each semi-final all live to compete in the Grand Final
  2. Of those, they are firstly ranked by number of kills they have committed.
  3. If the citizens have the same number of kills, then the tie-break favors the one that reached that number of kills the earliest.
  4. If all is still tied, then the Degrees of Separation Rule is enforced.
ex. Jan of Germany kills only Teo of Belgium. Teo of Belgium had killed 2 other citizens beforehand. Erik of Sweden only kills Andriy of Russia. Andriy of Russia had killed 1 citizen beforehand. Jan of Germany will be ranked higher than Erik of Sweden in the semi-finals.
5. This Degree of Separation Rule will continue until necessary.
6. If all is still tied, the tie-break favors those who are furthest away from pod number 18.
7. If all is still tied, then the citizens will share the position.

Qualification for the Grand Final Edit

Thirty-six citizens participated in each semi-final. Fifty-five countries participated in the Eurovision Battle Royale this year.

Semi-Final 1 Edit

The first semi-final took place between June 14 and June 19.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Milivoje Pavlović male 24 25 1
02 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Ana Silivasi female 44 14 1
03 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Nargiz Allahverdiyeva female 45 19 0
04 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Max Eichelberger male 28 18 0
05 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Jacqueline Poissonnier female 38 3 2
06 Flag of France.svg France Alexis Beaulac male 29 16 1
07 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Yoan Lyobomirov male 31 29 0
08 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Teker Kirac male 21 6 1
09 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Eugeniusz Cebula male 19 7 1
10 Flag of Romania.svg Romania Victor Dumitrescu male 18 10 0
11 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Erblina Bajramovic female 32 15 0
12 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Dina Hasic female 37 31 0
13 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Eidny Gautrekursdottir female 28 4 1
14 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Amber Primeau female 41 5 1
15 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Marya Korovina female 49 13 2
16 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Julien Kapteijns male 24 17 0
17 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Vandan Selimi male 39 30 0
18 Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.svg Bosnia & Herzegovina Munir Milošević male 40 20 1
19 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Lubomir Shelyapin male 35 11 0
20 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Kane Reid male 43 24 1
21 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Miikka Lehtola male 41 34 0
22 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Fredrik Tronstad male 21 33 0
23 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Mihailos Stratis male 41 12 1
24 Flag of Azerbaijan.svg Azerbaijan Rafael Ibragimov male 43 36 0
25 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Lukas Beckenbauer male 13 28 0
26 Flag of Poland.svg Poland Klara Bartczak female 19 2 3
27 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Andrea Jindrová female 17 21 0
28 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Lluís Badia male 17 1 3
29 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Drago Jelić male 50 32 0
30 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Bogdan Iliev male 35 23 0
31 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Victoria Ahmed female 24 26 0
32 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Berto Zetticci male 14 35 0
33 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Eli Mostari male 43 22 0
34 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Abel Balogh male 36 27 0
35 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Pakrad Pogosian male 48 9 0
36 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Sanja Prgomet female 20 8 0

Semi-Final 2 Edit

The second semi-final took place between June 15 and June 19.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Yan Demicoli male 49 1 3
02 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Andrea Banicheva female 49 6 1
03 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Lena Löwe female 14 8 0
04 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Ina Berzmuiznieks female 23 3 2
05 Flag of Malta.svg Malta Katerin Lagriscti female 48 36 0
06 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Gina Trevisani female 19 28 0
07 Flag of Hungary.svg Hungary Kati Simón female 48 30 0
08 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Vano Bokuchava male 23 22 0
09 Flag of Macedonia.svg Macedonia Tsvetelina Borislavova female 40 23 1
10 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Rita Furtado female 14 34 0
11 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Nikita Danielsson female 25 9 0
12 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Timofiy Hrebenyuk male 50 25 0
13 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Riško Široký male 13 27 0
14 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Laura Ruiz female 17 33 0
15 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Anna Piip female 22 21 2
16 Flag of Estonia.svg Estonia Kaarel Eskola male 41 24 0
17 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Ayan Kenesev male 39 11 0
18 Flag of Norway.svg Norway Meline Bråten female 19 29 0
19 Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia Renja Antić female 27 11 0
20 Flag of Wales.svg Wales Daisy Brooks female 30 5 1
21 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Emmanuel Marcoux male 33 13 0
22 Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein Eric Nussbaum male 18 35 0
23 Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic Prokop Mazal male 50 10 0
24 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Olivia Friis female 47 32 1
25 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Declan Hartley male 17 17 0
26 Flag of Ukraine.svg Ukraine Hanna Kyrylivna female 16 26 2
27 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Abbie Hodgson female 40 14 1
28 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Romilda Paler female 42 18 0
29 Flag of Russia.svg Russia Leonid Artemiev male 43 16 0
30 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Prudència Tost female 27 2 2
31 Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland Eve Howells female 16 7 1
32 Flag of Greece.svg Greece Charissa Rodia female 15 31 0
33 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Sabine Bürger female 50 15 1
34 1280px-Flag of Germany.svg Germany Birgit Zweig female 13 20 2
35 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Marijke Werger female 30 4 1
36 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Jonas Dickus male 41 19 0

Semi-Final 3Edit

The third semi-final took place between June 16 and June 22.

# Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
01 Flag of Slovenia.svg Slovenia Matteo Granjer male 40 36 1
02 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Skafti Oskarsson male 18 17 1
03 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Milo Rodinos male 35 35 0
04 Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg Charlot Blais male 23 7 1
05 Flag of Bulgaria.svg Bulgaria Bogomila Evgenieva female 34 22 0
06 Flag of Cyprus.svg Cyprus Maeva Zacharia female 28 12 0
07 Flag of Albania.svg Albania Shkëlzene Januzaj female 48 25 0
08 Flag of Georgia.svg Georgia Leila Chakhunashvili female 39 14 2
09 Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia Varteshah Mamikonian female 25 23 0
10 Flag of Spain.svg Spain Eduardo Espiga male 37 32 0
11 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Stefan Højgaard male 32 10 0
12 Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova Soare Cutov male 15 4 2
13 Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey Boncuk Bagci female 47 27 0
14 Flag of Israel.svg Israel Abigail Benski female 50 19 1
15 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Beata Sabbatini female 33 1 2
16 Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark Rasmus Holst male 32 3 2
17 Flag of Italy.svg Italy Lucio Lucchese male 13 30 0
18 Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland Sean Murray male 36 5 1
19 Flag of Scotland.svg Scotland Mia Davis female 32 13 4
20 Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus Irina Kartashova female 46 34 0
21 1280px-Flag of Austria.svg Austria Michelle Rothstein female 22 26 1
22 Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal Ivo Azevedo male 18 11 0
23 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Sigrun Simonsen female 41 29 0
24 Flag of Wales.svg Wales John Wheeler male 26 24 0
25 Flag of Lithuania.svg Lithuania Germante Beinaraviciute female 33 31 0
26 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Luca Mason male 17 9 0
27 Flag of Montenegro.svg Montenegro Zorica Šaponjić female 28 15 0
28 Flag of Kosovo.svg Kosovo Rauf Pllum male 27 16 0
29 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Holger Andersson male 45 33 0
30 Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia Vedran Šantek male 46 2 2
31 Flag of Slovakia.svg Slovakia Vladimíra Doležal female 33 28 0
32 Flag of France.svg France Halette Grenier female 39 8 0
33 Flag of Switzerland.svg Switzerland Lukas Beich male 33 20 0
34 Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan Fatima Sakeneva female 14 21 2
35 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Maigurs Bezdeliga male 50 6 1
36 Flag of Finland.svg Finland Noomi Saarela female 35 18 0

Summary of the Semi-Finals Edit

Preparation for the Grand Final
Edit

EBR 2029 Qualifiers

Light blue countries represent those whose female qualified, the dark blue for those whose male qualified, and the medium blue for those who had both citizens qualify for the Grand Final. Countries in red failed to qualify either citizen.

The Grand Final Edit

Welcome to the start of the Eurovision Battle Royale 2029. In just under 5 minutes, thirty-six of Europe's finest, most brave citizens will be raised onto their pods going into the Arena, and in what will likely be two weeks, only one will emerge as the sole victor and Champion of Europe. We can only imagine how nervous and anxious the fans from the finalist nations must be, and how even more nervous their citizens must be!

Day 1 (June 28)Edit

  • Klara Bartczak of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is killed by Yan Demicoli of Flag of Malta.svg Malta.
  • Beata Sabbatini of Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino is killed by Ina Berzmuiznieks of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia.
  • Eve Howells of Flag of Northern Ireland.svg Northern Ireland is killed by Ina Berzmuiznieks of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia.
  • Summary Edit

    It was a slow opening day. The citizen of last year's host, Yan of Malta, killed one of the favorites, Klara of Poland, in the opening minutes, while another favorite, Ina of Latvia, exploded onto the scene immediately by getting two kills. The rest of the 33 remaining citizens have scattered throughout Bruges by now.

    Three citizens died, 33 remain.

    Day 2 (June 29)Edit

  • Prudència Tost of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is killed by Ina Berzmuiznieks of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia.
  • Ayan Kenesev of Flag of Kazakhstan.svg Kazakhstan is killed by Lubomir Shelyapin of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus.
  • Luca Mason of 1280px-Flag of England.svg England is killed by Amber Primeau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
  • Charlot Blais of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is mercy-killed by his ally Amber Primeau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg,
  • Yan Demicoli of Flag of Malta.svg Malta is killed by Eugeniusz Cebula of Flag of Poland.svg Poland.
  • Sean Murray of Flag of Ireland.svg Ireland is killed by Pakrad Pogosian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.

    Summary Edit

    Today was a lot more dramatic. Ina of Latvia has been showing no fear in proving her strengths by becoming the hot favorite to win this early on, after getting her 3rd kill in as many days. She killed Prudència of Andorra, another favorite, while she was eating out of the trash. Later on, young Luca of England tried to attack the two Luxembourgers at the same time, as they tried to stealthily walk the quiet streets of north-western Bruges. Luca stabbed Charlot in the spine, causing Amber to turn around and engage in a weapons fight that ended in her throwing one of her knives into his chest. Hours later, after doing everything she could to help Charlot, he begged her to kill him, which she was forced to do through tears. Finally, when the moon was high in the night sky, Yan thought he was safe hiding in an abandoned flat located in the south-eastern section of the Arena, but he didn't know the Eugeniusz of Poland had been stalking him for two days to try and get revenge for the death of Klara. When Yan fell asleep, Eugeniusz stabbed him in the chest six times.

    Six citizens died, 27 remain.

    Day 3 (June 30)Edit

  • Nikita Danielsson of Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden is pushed into the canal by Jacqueline Poissonnier of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco and drowns.

    Summary Edit

    There wasn't much action again. Nikita of Sweden was walking through the Arena near one of the canals when she was suddenly shoved into it by Jacqueline, who had been trailing her all day. Nikita couldn't swim well, so she ended up drowning.

    One citizen died, 26 remain.

    Day 4 (July 1)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 5 (July 2)Edit

  • Prokop Mazal of Flag of the Czech Republic.svg Czech Republic is ambushed and killed by Teresa Roijakkers of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
  • Eugeniusz Cebula of Flag of Poland.svg Poland is killed by Daisy Brooks of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.
  • Vedran Šantek of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed by Pakrad Pogosian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia.

    Summary Edit

    There was good news for the host country to cheer about: one of their citizens has finally got her first kill. Teresa and Arjen spotted Prokop of Czechia in the distance, and decided to trail him. After following him for some time, Teresa aimed and shot her arrow at him, which hit him straight in the back of the neck, killing him instantly. Later that afternoon, Eugeniusz found himself lost in a section of the Arena he wasn't familiar with. Daisy of Wales was hiding in plain sight when she killed him with her baton. Lastly, Pakrad of Armenia got his second kill of the Eurovision by wrestling Vedran of Croatia to the ground and strangling him to death.

    Three citizens died, 23 remain.

    Day 6 (July 3)Edit

  • Teker Kirac of Flag of Turkey.svg Turkey is killed by Eidny Gautrekursdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland.
  • Arjen Luttikhuis of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium is killed by Marijke Werger of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands.

    Summary Edit

    There were two deaths today, but only one has set the World buzzing. Arjen of Belgium has been killed by his neighbor-country's ally, Marijke of the Netherlands. Already, there have been small riots in the streets of Antwerp, Brussels, and Liege due to the controversy of it all. The two had been sleeping under some bushes in the north-eastern section of the Arena when they were found by Marijke. She set the bush on fire with a molotov cocktail she found in the Cornucopia. The Belgians woke up because of the heat and smoke. They panicked, and it was soon evident that Arjen wouldn't be able to escape. He was screaming for Teresa to run away, because Marijke was still there trying to maneuver around the fire to get to the two to finish them both off. Teresa desperately tried to help Arjen as much as she could, but once she couldn't hear him any longer, she ran away in fear. It is unclear whether Arjen died due to smoke inhalation or burns.

    Two citizens died, 21 remain.

    Day 7 (July 4)Edit

  • Renja Antić of Flag of Serbia.svg Serbia is killed by Daisy Brooks of Flag of Wales.svg Wales.
  • Stefan Højgaard of Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands is killed by Soare Cutov of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.

    Summary Edit

    While the drama from yesterday continues to dominate news outlets around the world wanting to cover the recent diplomatic controversy between Netherlands and Belgium, there's still a Battle Royale to report. Renja of Serbia is now out of the Eurovision due to her dying at the hands of Daisy of Wales, who again hid in plain sight before smashing the back of Renja's head with a roof-brick. Stefan of Faroe Islands, weakened and confused due to lack of food, was easily strangled to death by Soare of Moldova.

    Two citizens died, 19 remain.

    Day 8 (July 5)Edit

  • Lubomir Shelyapin of Flag of Belarus.svg Belarus drowns while trying to drink water from the canal.

    Summary Edit

    It was another slow day. The only death came from the Belarusian, who fell into the canal and drowned while he was trying to drink from it.

    One citizen died, 18 remain.

    Day 9 (July 6)Edit

  • Pakrad Pogosian of Flag of Armenia.svg Armenia is killed by Marijke Werger of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands.
  • Victor Dumitrescu of Flag of Romania.svg Romania is killed by Ivo Azevedo of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.
  • Lluís Bada of Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra is killed by Halette Grenier of Flag of France.svg France.

    Summary Edit

    Marijke doesn't even know the political chaos she caused between her home country and her neighboring host country. It is also plainly obvious that she didn't realize she killed a Belgian. While Belgium is busy trying to calm anti-Dutch rioting, and the Netherlands trying to re-establish good ties with the Flemish community, she got her second kill. Using Arjen's old weapon, she slingshotted a spiked stone straight into Pakrad if Armenia's neck, killing him slowly but surely. Young Ivo of Portugal also got his first kill. While on his way to the Cornucopia, seemingly to look for leftover supplies, he spotted Victor of Romania scavenging through it. The two fought, but Ivo was able to slam Victor's head onto the stone ground, killing him. Lastly, Halette of France made her mark this evening when she got into a very cinematic and entertaining battle with Lluís of Andorra. The two ran into each other in the same flat, leading to a fist/weapons fight which culminated in Halette pushing Lluís through a nearby window, causing him to fall two stories down onto the sidewalk, where he died upon impact.

    Three citizens died, 15 remain.

    Day 10 (July 7)Edit

  • Rasmus Holst of Flag of Denmark.svg Denmark is killed by Halette Grenier of Flag of France.svg France.

    Summary Edit

    The only action today came from yet another cinematic fight from Halette of France. Nearly identical to her fight with Lluís yesterday, she instead got her second kill by slamming a kitchen pot multiple times onto the head of Rasmus from Denmark. He died due to the blunt force trauma.

    One citizen died, 14 remain.

    Day 11 (July 8)Edit

  • Marijke Werger of Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands is killed by Amber Primeau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
  • Ina Bermuiznieks of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is killed by Ivo Azevedo of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal.

    Summary Edit

    Today was a whirlwind day for Europe. The political crisis between the Netherlands and Belgium seems to have ended due to the death of Marijke at the hands of the citizen of their neighbors, Amber of Luxembourg. Later on in the day, a disheveled Ina of Latvia was found roaming the southern Bruges streets near the cathedral and was spotted by Ivo. He snuck up behind her and put her in a chokehold until she suffocated to death. With both these two dead, the field is now wide open for anyone to win it, as they were both the top 2 favorites to win according to bookmakers.

    Two citizens died, 12 remain.

    Day 12 (July 9)Edit

    Attention citizens: The Cornucopia has been replenished with food, water, and new weapons. Good luck.

  • Maigurs Bezdeliga of Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia is killed by Jacqueline Poissonnier of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.
  • Soare Cutov of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova is killed by Amber Primeau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.
  • Lena Löwe of Flag of Liechtenstein.svg Liechtenstein is killed by Andrea Banicheva of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova.
  • Daisy Brooks of Flag of Wales.svg Wales falls from a tree she was climbing and snaps her neck.

    Summary Edit

    With the Cornucopia replenished, the remaining 12 citizens flocked to the city centre of Bruges to see what they could get, and of course that led to bloodshed. Maigurs of Latvia, who no one expected to do well at all, was the first to be killed when Jacqueline struck his head with a baseball bat. Soare of Moldova was killed by the dangerous and new favorite to win, Amber of Luxembourg, when she strangled him with the straps of a backpack. Unknown to Andrea of Moldova that her fellow country-man had just been killed, she showed up at the Cornucopia as well, but she was able to kill young Lena of Liechtenstein easily. After all that, Daisy of Wales decided to sleep in a tree, but she couldn't see well in the dark and misplaced her foot, causing her to fall and snap her neck.

    Four citizens died, 8 remain.

    Day 13 (July 10)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 14 (July 11)Edit

  • Andrea Banicheva of Flag of Moldova.svg Moldova is killed by Sanja Prgomet of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
  • Halette Grenier of Flag of France.svg France is killed by Teresa Roijakkers of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium.
  • Eidny Gautrekursdottir of Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland is killed by Amber Primeau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg.

    Summary Edit

    We're getting closer and closer to finding out the winner of the 14th Eurovision Battle Royale. It's anyones game, but bookies have Amber of Luxembourg as the clear favorite, followed by Teresa of Belgium, and Jacqueline of Monaco. Ivo and Sanja are distant joint-4th favorites.

    Three citizens died, 5 remain.

    Day 15 (July 12)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 16 (July 13)Edit

    There were no events today.

    Day 17 (July 14)Edit

  • Teresa Roijakkers of Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium is killed by a muttation wild dog.

    Summary Edit

    After days of no action, there was only a little bit of it. Belgium's hopes of winning back-to-back have ended earlier this morning when Teresa found herself cornered in a small alley by a muttation wild dog, which was foaming at the mouth and barking unusually loud. It lunged and mauled her to death in less than two minutes.

    One citizen died, 4 remain.

    Day 18 (July 15)Edit

  • Amber Primeau of Flag of Luxembourg.svg Luxembourg is killed by Jacqueline Poissonnier of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.

    Summary Edit

    Things are getting more and more exciting now! The huge favorite to win, Amber of Primeau, was just beaten to death by Jacqueline who was armed with her baseball bat. She broke Amber's ribs and once she aimed at her face, it was all over for her.

    One citizen died, 3 remain.

    Day 19 (July 16)Edit

  • Ivo Azevedo of Flag of Portugal.svg Portugal is killed by Sanja Prgomet of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia.
  • Sanja Prgomet of Flag of Croatia.svg Croatia is killed by Jacqueline Poissonnier of Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco.

    Summary Edit

    And that's it! Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the 14th Eurovision Battle Royale is Jacqueline Poissonnier of Monaco! Congratulations!

    After two recent years in a row where Monaco placed second, they were desperate for a victory. Going into the final two was nerve-wrecking for them. Many thought Croatia would turn up as the surprise-victors and make Monaco the bridesmaid for the third time in history. But it wasn't to be and Monaco finally got their moment. Sanja was heavily injured after her battle with Ivo of Portugal, who she killed in the end for him to get third place. But she was no match for Jacqueline when the two met. In a very dramatic fashion, Jacqueline knocked Sanja to the ground and towered over her with her bat in her hands. After a dramatic stare-down where both tributes knew what the outcome would be, Jacqueline started to beat her until she was plastered with Sanja's blood.

    Final Results Edit

    # Country Citizen Gender Age Place Kills
    01 Flag of France.svg France Halette Grenier female 39 7 2
    02 Flag of the Netherlands.svg Netherlands Marijke Werger female 30 14 2
    03 Flag of Sweden.svg Sweden Nikita Danielsson female 25 27 0
    04 Flag of Andorra.svg Andorra Prudència Tost female 27 33 0
    05 Flag of Monaco.svg Monaco Jacqueline Poissonnier female 38 1 4
    06 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Teresa Roijakkers female 37 5 2
    07 1280px-Flag of England.svg England Luca Mason male 17 31 0
    08 Flag of Latvia.svg Latvia Ina Berzmuiznieks female 23 13 3
    09 Flag of San Marino.svg San Marino Beata Sabbatini female 33 35 0
    10 Flag of the Faroe Islands.svg Faroe Islands Stefan Højgaard male 32 20 0
    11 Flag of Iceland.svg Iceland Eidny Gautrekursdottir female 23 6 1
    12 Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium Arjen Luttikhuis male 42 22 0
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